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WHERE IS SHE?
MY GOOD FRIEND STAN GREEN LIVED HERE FOR 56 YEARS.
THEY CAN BE SOME OF THE MOST CLASSIC GIGS.
THE FLOOR WASN'T TOO COMFORTABLE, HUH?
NOW HE KNOWS THEIR SCHEDULE.
WHAT HAPPENED?
NO, BUT THEY'RE ABOUT TO.
I DON'T.
YOU'RE WELCOME. IT'S A LITTLE NARROW UP THERE,
YOUR FIRST KISS?
I'M WEAK. I HAVE NO SPINE.
AND SCAR YOUR PERFECT SKIN.
* YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH-YEAH *
IT'S SNOWING. THEY WON'T DELIVER.
AND EVERY TIME THEY RING, WE'LL THINK OF HIM.
CAN WE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE?
YOU'RE PASSING JUDGMENT ON MY RELATIONSHIP WITH NICOLE.
DO YOU NEED DIRECTIONS? I HAVE A NAVIGATIONAL SYSTEM.
HOW HARD IS THAT?
HANK'S 110? NO.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
THIS IS THE TRAGEDY THAT RESULTS WHEN YOUR MOM GOES OUT OF TOWN
THAT I JUST ASSUMED THAT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT ME?
WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME? 'CAUSE IT HAPPENED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.
WE'RE PLAYING TONIGHT.
NO.
WHOA, LANE, COME ON!
BUT STAN REMEMBERED THOSE BELLS,
LOOK, FAR BE IT FOR ME TO COMPLAIN --
HAND ME A SCREWDRIVER. PHILLIPS OR FLATHEAD?
IT WAS A COMPLETE COINCIDENCE
HOW TO AVOID ANY CONTACT WITH THE OUTSIDE WORLD.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
HE'S SHOVELING MY WALK.
I WAITED TILL SHE WENT TO BED, WHICH WAS ABOUT 9:15,
AND SHE CALLED AGAIN A MINUTE AGO JUST TO MAKE SURE I GOT IT.
THERE WAS SOME KIND OF SHAKE IN THE BLENDER,
LOOK AT WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT.
WHO ARE YOU CALLING?
LET'S JUST PLAY PERFECTLY ON THE BEAT AND ADD A LASER SHOW
YOU'RE PRETENDING YOU MOVED WHEN YOU DIDN'T.
IT IS A BAD THING -- A REALLY BAD THING.
YEAH, IT'S JUST NOT A VERY GOOD ONE.
IF YOU HAVE A BIG ONE, YOU DON'T NEED A SMALL ONE,
Miss Patty: ONE AND TWO AND THREE AND FOUR.
THREE WEEKS AGO, YOU MOVED TO ANOTHER COUNTY?
I MEAN, I KNOW I CAN.
IT'S ALL ABOUT VOLUME.
I LOOKED IT UP ON THE WEB
HE'LL GO FROM BEING GRUMPY LUKE TO GRUMPY COMMUTER LUKE.
I GUESS.
SO ACTUALLY, THIS IS THE THIRD SNOW OF THE SEASON.
WELL, HEY, DO YOU WANT TO WAIT TILL THIS AFTERNOON?
You want to help me break the bells?
TO COLLEGE, ANYMORE.
I MEAN, I TORE A PAIR OF PANTY HOSE THIS MORNING,
OH, REALLY?
DOES NICOLE THINK YOU MOVED?
YOU DIDN'T CALL?
MY LIFE, EVERYTHING I'M DOING.
THREE WEEKS AGO.
BUT IF YOU DISREGARD POWER --
HE OWNED THOSE HORSES.
LUKE, I WAS IN YOUR APARTMENT. IT'S EXACTLY THE SAME.
WELL, I WAS THE LIVER TREAT,
OH, HEY, WANT YOUR SMILE BACK? PORK TOP RAMEN.
I LOVE THE FIRST SNOW OF THE YEAR. I KNOW, ME TOO.
GIVE ME BACK MY PENCIL