Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

but I can't get what I want?

Summer sausage!

You let the girls get punched!

What's your name, man?

I probably gotta go home soon.

- Who is this? - This is your nephew.

You've already put your wish in for Santa, right?

Did it have to be Farmer?

It's gonna be so cold in Minnesota when we get to my parents' house,

Huh. A gift from Uncle Dan.

This year's first prize...

- What happened to Red Dog? - I changed it.

You could give me the Nintendo you have in your trunk.

How do you know that?

I'll be watching you.

- I know. - It's gotta last you another year.

I don't have a nephew.

- Awesome! - Look, he's already practicing.

Make like a vacuum cleaner.

Jake Doyle. Nintendo master.

Less than 30 minutes after the final school bell

Wake up, wake up. Is it time yet?

We always wore helmets in the '80s.

- The sound of all those bones breaking... - What do you mean, "bones"?

That's a good point.

She's funny, John.

Back then, they were a death sentence.

It's a beautiful memory and a gross cup.

OOOOOO YOU LOOK UP SOMBRERO WAY

Can I text Maeve from your phone after?

All right, you can take that off now.

I don't like hockey anymore.

I didn't even know that you were selling wreaths this year.

You know what they look like, right?

Mommy, Tammy cheated!

No, I'm totally supposed to sell wreaths all day tomorrow.

and give her a big...

Fat ladies standing by quietly warmed their vocal chords.

Should we take a break? You wanna text Maeve...

you can varnish these old hockey sticks.

- Wait, my brother's still outside. - Let me in!

He said something about stabbing our water bed this morning.

If Jagorski sees you, he'll kill you.

- Have some self-respect. Jesus. - You have to calm down.

Let me hear you.

You wanna know what else would be criminal?

It was the most beautiful piece of machinery

Home of Nintendo.

All right. Let's go clean up. Come on.

Did you guys hear?

I said, "Every holiday that I spend with you guys..."

Hai karate, Keane!

You're selling wreaths, too?

Dad, you said I could have one, too.

There's a dead dog in this story?

Camouflage, check.

Okay, let's say I'm in a burning building.

Since when are you so interested in Cabbage Patch Kids?

but I just don't have it in me to laugh right now.

All other distractions became irrelevant.

What? What Power Glove?

{\an3}!!! Hope you enjoy the show !!!

Get him, Tammy! Get him!

until Christmas, and you've managed to pass

Yeah. That's what I thought.

And they have baseballs on them.

Blue Bird, this is Rambo One.

Would I be arrested? Would I go to jail?

Here, I'll take the handsaw.

but Christmas can still be great.

I'd like you to finish the living room and the dining room

I'll be right in, Dad.

Yes, yes. You were born for this moment.

Of course! Packer fans.

You can put it on the board! Yes!

- Oh, my gosh! - A swear word.

Oh, it was breathtaking.

I grew up on that magazine.

Santa didn't get me a She-Ra last year, so I can't trust him.

sombrero way is dangerous

It could be 20 below with a Soviet attack on the way

God bless it. Where the hell is it?

I guess we all struck out.

Why not? I thought you liked it. It's kind of our thing.

Told you it came with a free Power Pad.

is video games.

Did you know that Esprit is French for "cool"?

Sounds dangerous.

Katie? Charlie?

Open your mouth.

- Yes! - Denis Savard!

- You got Chris Sabo. - Need it.

Jagorski had been King of the Mountain for too long.

I sure have. I wrote a list, I checked it twice.

You've gotta hurry.

...what are we prepared to do about it?

See you later, Jake.

- Hey, Dad? - Yeah?

quickly fell to the wayside.

How the hell do you lose a sausage?

Was it like a hamster or dog or something?

I have no idea.

mark it wrong and move on.

I feel like maybe we should leave tomorrow morning.

The Olsens are weak stock.

Dude, you're on fire.

Two things at once, she was golden.

That's not possible.

That is a peculiar prize.

Right. This is a life skill, people, like cursive.

Watch your sister.