Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah. Four. Yeah.

and future CEO of Hodges Industries.

Why don't you just say it?

I'm with the International Nieces and Nephews Collective.

I wanted to punch a kid's face until it turned into Kool-Aid so bad

Tonight was the night I'd finally put my plan into action.

Go, Keane, go! Taekwondo!

We don't have to worry about taking our boots off,

Yeah, I don't know that.

No, it's like a grown man acting that chipper, it's not natural.

- Is that correct? - That is correct.

he had the tendency to lose his mind on a regular basis.

Apparently, video games have been doing

No Marvel in my house.

And every kid at Mary Todd Lincoln Elementary was at his mercy...

if she doesn't get what she wants?

What do I want for Christmas?

I need you to drop hints for them to get me one.

What's a wreath?

Merry Christmas, sir. Do you think Die Hard is a Christmas movie?

Reoccurring nightmares of Freddy Krueger and the '84 Cubs

Y-O-U-R is possessive.

and you could get her to agree to stuff she wouldn't normally agree to.

It has a trapdoor!

You're dead. You're dead.

I'm so sorry, Mom,

It's modern technology taking over our lives.

The dog's not dead?

Those are for the Muellers.

fter the merging chunks merging is colliding

I could make it to Timmy Keane's house in just under eight minutes.

The Power Glove. Keane got one last night.

- Looking good. - Merry Christmas.

GO BUST ON YO A-

- and we'd still have school. - We just got this in.

But it turned out, I didn't know what was about to hit me.

The big question for Santa

There was also no denying he had the coolest basement

We thought he was just making excuses, being a sore loser.

The year was 1987. Or was it '88?

Even ones with red hair.

I'm gonna get the video camera.

with video game violence activist Dr. Timothy Keane.

Forget your sister, Jake. She's useless.

No, I was being serious. I know how much you wanted one.

I thought you said Grandma and Grandpa

When you're an adult, and you wanna look something up really quickly,

So what you need are a bunch of old people all in one place

and late-night skygazing with Trotter for Soviet spy planes.

Pathological liar.

What if it's an apartment with no back door?

I thought maybe you two needed directions, so...

"Douglas fir Christmas wreaths." Just say it!

Stare at its dancing light.

That's your sister!

It was the most crazy story I've ever heard.

You said a swear.

So you just give them what they want?

You're full of it, Farmer.

All November, all December, that's all I could think about.

Yes, I promise already.

Where is your sister?

- Jake! - What?

you're gonna be very happy that you learned this today. Okay.

Our yard looked like a vanilla cake

or just the thrill of playing in public,

First prize looked even bigger than a normal NES system.

Katie Sorrentino, I would never.

Hockey stick slats turned out okay, huh?

A donkey. Can you believe that?

All over town, the boys in green pounded the pavements

He always carried around a recorder

I'm sorry it's not a redhead.

- Hello? - Hello, Mrs. Trotter.

But I'll tell you what, this tree fort turned out to be a pretty great present.