Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I hate you, Halberg! - God.
All I could talk about.
This was a tragedy so great that I'd never go to prom,
Oh, now I get it. But wait, how's that 15 steps?
astronomers from moon/earth/mars good evening
Oh, another Saturday in the trenches.
- All right, how much? - $100.
Feel the Glove.
The actual cost of my retainer had been explained to me
Lite-Brite?
No, they were just purple.
My senses had reached a higher state.
I'll give you a hint. It rhymes with threadjacking.
- It gets a little more specific. - No.
He finally wore you down.
Come on, come on.
Prairie Pines, the nursing home.
One, two, three, Nintendo!
worrying about something I wanted
I'll give you a hint. It rhymes with threadjacking.
the most valuable local resource we still have today
But who's with me?
Future assistant to the CEO of Hodges Industries.
making elaborate pictures of Zelda on his Lite-Brite.
I hope it's not Timmy.
We're in.
Just initiate phase one and I'll think of something.
We'll look for the glasses later.
You know, for a second there, I thought it was a Nintendo.
You're full of it, Farmer.
I've been working with them for over 30 years, that's how.
Abort! Abort!
we sneak out of the field trip and buy our own Nintendo.
I know how to be careful.
Fast.
Go ahead. Tell them your name, Jake.
- Hey. Creep me out. - Breathe, John. You have to breathe.
Steely Dan. Listen to this. This is good stuff.
Fresh air?
It was like winning more school.
I know you would, honey. You're such a sweetheart.
Like in Platoon, blow everyone up.
Yeah, I got a horn, too, Miles.
Jerk!
Behold the Power Glove...
I don't think it could get any worse.
No, Dad.
No. That's a suggestion. It's fine.
Let's go! Let's go! Go, go, go!
Open your mouth.
maybe we can build a snowman with Mom and your brother?
I figured it cost roughly as much as a new car.
My mountain! Mine!
And stop fiddling with the hand plane.
Every store in Kane County has agreed to it.
SOMBRERO WAY FAILURE SOMBRERO WAY FAILURE
If there is a heart over the "I"...
is a real blessing.
Are we gonna have a snow day today?
She gave you the remote?
- I'm Mrs. Keane. - What's going on?
Hey, so, Mom, I was thinking, for Christmas...
JAKE WTF
And did I mention how much I like your sweater?
Stop saying "totally." You sound like a moron.
No way. Why would I wanna help you?
This is our one and only chance to get a Nintendo.
We wish you a Merry Christmas
Dude.
I'm very glad that we do not have one.
What?
Hey, no sucking on the soda pop.
Sure. That sounds great.
There was no denying he was a jerk.
Nah. I think I'll win instead.
Okay, okay.
For your encyclopedia set.
Those flights are crazy expensive.
All right. You're feeling better?
Hey, guys. What's up?
He was a magician.
Come on, man. He's 11.
- Walkie-talkies? - Check.
And my mom got me these boots. And I hate them, too!
but I managed to sell a whopping 47 wreaths to the nursing home.
But we'd later realized a horror that defined our generation.
It’s like bologna, just more expensive
Moon rocks? No.
Yeah!
- in the Conference semis in '85. - Fine. Yep.
Oh, Lizzy. Hey, it's okay.
I'd ever laid eyes on.
Wait, so does this mean Nintendo's back on?
Hey, hold up, hold up, hold up.
- Sorry. - Objectively, I know that's hilarious
There's tape over there if you have holes in your socks.
loding of a fre.....
loding of a fre.....
Same family, too.
Nothing could stop me now.
Okay. Okay! We'll do the wreaths!
- Can we go, Mom? - Yes,
it is a
Maybe it was the excitement of the display,
No, no! What do I do? What do I do?
No!
Herculean lengths to get my sister a present?
Just play without me.
Wanna buy a wreath?
Oh, my God!
Super Cool, come in. Farmer's losing them.
Power Glove! Power Glove! Power Glove!
So, get a shovel and pick it up.
Oh, hey, here it is.