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YEAH. I COULDN'T BE HAPPIER. ABSOLUTELY.
SAM, HOW ABOUT A COUPLE OF BRANDIES?
I SWAT HER ON THE REAR END AND SAY, "SHUT UP, DIANE."
SHE'S MINE, AND SHE ALWAYS WILL BE!
* YOU WANNA BE WHERE YOU CAN SEE *
A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE DONE IT.
WE WERE GOING TO MAKE IT WORK IN A BIG WAY.
I'M TELLING YOU, THE OLDER YOU GET, THE TIME GOES ZZZZZT.
HOW OFTEN ALLERGIC REACTIONS ARE PSYCHOSOMATIC.
DON'T ASK.
WE'RE JUST GOING THROUGH A PERIOD OF ADJUSTMENT.
SO YOU TWO ARE GOING TO SHACK UP TOGETHER?
OH, NOT CHEZ FUJIMOTO.
* WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME *
SHE'S IN THE BACK. SHE'LL BE OUT IN A MINUTE.
* SOMETIMES YOU WANNA GO *
A REAL GIFT WHICH BETTER BE GOOD.
WELL, DIANE, I'M NOT REALLY IN THE MOOD TO GO...
HMM.
HEY, FRASIER. WHAT CAN I GET YOU?
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE SKEPTICS SAY.
WELL, THANK YOU, SAM. WE COULDN'T BE HAPPIER.
SAM, WOULD YOU CALL HER?
BUT...THERE WAS NO FUTURE IN THAT.
GEE, THAT MUST BE MADDENING.
BUT WHAT FRASIER AND I HAVE TOGETHER
LOOKS DARNED GOOD, INCIDENTALLY.
STINK...
WE'LL JUST HAVE TO CALL YOUR GIRLFRIEND PAVLOV.
BY PUTTING THEM OFF.
SAM, I HAVE TO BE HONEST WITH YOU.
DIANE?
I MUST HAVE DOZED OFF FOR A PARAGRAPH OR TWO.
FRASIER. AH-CHOO!
WE DON'T KEEP IN TOUCH.
YOU CAN FIND ANOTHER ONE.
NOW, AM I NUTS, OR IS THAT KIND OF SEXY?
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