HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
IS KIND OF A BIG COMMITMENT.
I HOPE I CAN REMEMBER WHERE I PARKED THE THING.
IS THAT--RIGHT HERE IN THE BAR?
AND WE'RE MIGHTY GRATEFUL, TOO, SAM. AREN'T WE, DIANE?
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.
I WAS QUITE UNYIELDING THIS MORNING.
WHAT YOU AND I HAD WAS EXCITING...
AREN'T YOU GOING TO SAY GESUNDHEIT?
GEE, YOU KNOW, I JUST HAD THIS THOUGHT.
THE LONGER YOU WEAR IT, THE BODY HEAT
MAKING JOKES TO MASK THE PAIN.
ANOTHER GAG GIFT.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
UH...GESUNDHEIT.
DIANE, YOU ONLY INFLAME VIOLENT EMOTIONAL CONFRONTATIONS
LET'S GET THE SHOW ON THE ROAD, HUH?
CARLA!
OH, MY, YES.
GEE, THERE'S A THOUGHT.
IS THAT RIGHT?
ON THE BOTTOM OF HIS SHOES.
WAS HAVING TO SAY GOOD NIGHT TO HER.
SO IF YOU'RE PLANNING A SURPRISE PARTY FOR ME--
BUT NOT THERE EITHER, YOU KNOW?
LET'S NOT DESPOIL IT.
IN FACT, TODAY, I THINK SHE'S SHOWN SOME IMPROVEMENT.
GOOD THINGS COME IN SMALL PACKAGES.
AH-CHOO! OH.
GEE, DOUG WILL BE DISAPPOINTED.
THIS IS SO EXCITING.
SHE'S HALFWAY ACROSS THE CITY!
IT'S NOT TOO LATE.
NO, NO, SON. I'M SAM MALONE.