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THE LONGER YOU WEAR IT, THE BODY HEAT
LET'S GET THE SHOW ON THE ROAD, HUH?
NO, NO, SON. I'M SAM MALONE.
GEE, YOU KNOW, I JUST HAD THIS THOUGHT.
GOOD THINGS COME IN SMALL PACKAGES.
IS THAT--RIGHT HERE IN THE BAR?
AH-CHOO! OH.
IS KIND OF A BIG COMMITMENT.
THIS IS SO EXCITING.
SO IF YOU'RE PLANNING A SURPRISE PARTY FOR ME--
IT'S NOT TOO LATE.
I HOPE I CAN REMEMBER WHERE I PARKED THE THING.
UH...GESUNDHEIT.
GEE, THERE'S A THOUGHT.
WAS HAVING TO SAY GOOD NIGHT TO HER.
IN FACT, TODAY, I THINK SHE'S SHOWN SOME IMPROVEMENT.
IS THAT RIGHT?
CARLA!
LET'S NOT DESPOIL IT.
OH, MY, YES.
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.
SHE'S HALFWAY ACROSS THE CITY!
ANOTHER GAG GIFT.
BUT NOT THERE EITHER, YOU KNOW?
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
AREN'T YOU GOING TO SAY GESUNDHEIT?
ON THE BOTTOM OF HIS SHOES.
DIANE, YOU ONLY INFLAME VIOLENT EMOTIONAL CONFRONTATIONS
MAKING JOKES TO MASK THE PAIN.
AND WE'RE MIGHTY GRATEFUL, TOO, SAM. AREN'T WE, DIANE?
WHAT YOU AND I HAD WAS EXCITING...
GEE, DOUG WILL BE DISAPPOINTED.
I WAS QUITE UNYIELDING THIS MORNING.
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