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IS KIND OF A BIG COMMITMENT.
I HOPE I CAN REMEMBER WHERE I PARKED THE THING.
IS THAT--RIGHT HERE IN THE BAR?
AND WE'RE MIGHTY GRATEFUL, TOO, SAM. AREN'T WE, DIANE?
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.
I WAS QUITE UNYIELDING THIS MORNING.
WHAT YOU AND I HAD WAS EXCITING...
AREN'T YOU GOING TO SAY GESUNDHEIT?
GEE, YOU KNOW, I JUST HAD THIS THOUGHT.
THE LONGER YOU WEAR IT, THE BODY HEAT
MAKING JOKES TO MASK THE PAIN.
ANOTHER GAG GIFT.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
UH...GESUNDHEIT.
DIANE, YOU ONLY INFLAME VIOLENT EMOTIONAL CONFRONTATIONS
LET'S GET THE SHOW ON THE ROAD, HUH?
CARLA!
OH, MY, YES.
GEE, THERE'S A THOUGHT.
IS THAT RIGHT?
ON THE BOTTOM OF HIS SHOES.
WAS HAVING TO SAY GOOD NIGHT TO HER.
SO IF YOU'RE PLANNING A SURPRISE PARTY FOR ME--
BUT NOT THERE EITHER, YOU KNOW?
LET'S NOT DESPOIL IT.
IN FACT, TODAY, I THINK SHE'S SHOWN SOME IMPROVEMENT.
GOOD THINGS COME IN SMALL PACKAGES.
AH-CHOO! OH.
GEE, DOUG WILL BE DISAPPOINTED.
THIS IS SO EXCITING.
SHE'S HALFWAY ACROSS THE CITY!
IT'S NOT TOO LATE.
NO, NO, SON. I'M SAM MALONE.
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