Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- ( all cheering ) - For the last year
to steal the nomination from me like she stole South Carolina?
- No. I have one condition. - Oh, shit.
or you will be leaf-peeping
I am just a little bit uneasy about all this Meyer Fund scuttlebutt...
Gary. Get.
Why does everybody get good at their job after I fire them?
about why his urine is pink.
That's incorrect.
- Oh, this-- - Shh! Shh! Look.
as Governor Richard Splett of Iowa,
Excuse me for half a sec.
My daughter's stepping down from NASA
- Yes. - Good man.
Ben, we've already got Florida, we've got a butt-load of delegates.
by acclimation as our nominee
- you can't beat yourself up about it. - What?
Are you ready for the Dubonnet?
Maybe the reason we can't find a nominee is,
- ( monitor beeping ) - Hang in there.
- by acclimation, say aye! - Crowd: Aye!
Ma'am, there's something happening out on the floor you need to see.
Governor Calhoun, 420.
The only difference is
- OK, Macao. - Catherine: How could you? Tell me that it is not true.
This is why we need a woman in office.
- "Ajai"? - ( groans )
No!
You know, feminism.
That's OK. Cheers, ma'am.
under two miles of human shit!
- ( all laugh ) - One of the nice things about being dead is,
while he drowns your Little Mermaid back tat
- same-sex marriage - Can you believe I'm having to deal with this right now?
- ( all talking at once ) - Roger: Hey! Hey! All right!
Nope. I don't know where I was going with that.
- Oh, yes. - No, that's fine.
I guess that the Tom James charm
And in fact, if I don't get the nomination,
- She's out? - Oh no, I'm all better.
( exhales )
That's hilarious, don't you think?
- What's the rush? - Oh, hey-hey!
( Selina laughing )
so we have no nominee.
- Did you hear that, Keith? - Keith: I did.
- Gary: Hmm. - OK? Go.
- I wouldn't change a word. Right, Ben? - Awesome. Absolutely.
Oh, no, Beautiful Mindfuck.
Your offer is as appealing as a Sriracha enema.
"Someday that beautiful, brilliant boy of yours
Congressman Ryan, 453.
Nyeh-- Yeah. Mm-hmm.
Then had to rule it right back in for the same reason.
Well done, pig. Dismissed.
Ben: Oh, shit.
Although ABC News is doing a piece
Don't... make Jonah your V.P.
- I want my best friend Richard-- - And your only friend.
Oh! God.
Eh, we're family.
Well, tell me,
Right? Shut. Up.
about the Palestinian food riots.
- Selina: All right, fine. - Crisis is now averted.
and that's that Montez is gonna be president for another four years.
But that girl doesn't exist anymore.
the first since 1952.
- Hey, guys. - God created men's rooms and women's rooms,
- I know. - Somebody's gonna go down for this, Selina.
- Marjorie: Catherine, you're missing it! - Catherine: Coming!
it looks like the convention
Amy, you wanna talk some sense into him?
I wish, but I'm in a bit of a rush.
- Congratulations, ma'am. - Thank you!