Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Who wants margaritas? Ha!

Why do you want to fire him?

I've got the diving bell and the governor.

Furlong wants to see all the candidates for a late-night pow-wow.

Don't tell my wife and kids, OK?

Sue: Ma'am, the Israeli prime minister

to sit in the front row are many former rivals

And just tell 'em they can violate me with their assault rifles

There's nothing to beg for.

- Also, fewer telemarketers. - ( laughter )

You look beautiful.

( sustained cheering )

Yeah. All right, let's talk turkey, Governor.

But if we don't pillow-smother this sad grandma of a convention

Secretary of Swag-riculture!

I just found out that math was created by Muslims.

Don't be an idiot, Selina.

♪ Little Rock, Pasternak, Mickey Mantle, Kerouac ♪

- Ah-ahh! - ( woman squealing )

I am now a national fuckin' pariah!

I will not let anyone speak to me like that.

I'm sorry. Breaking news.

a word about sacrifice.

Kent, do you still keep in touch with Ben's widow?

If I had a dollar for every "Mother, I will never forgive you..."

OK, but after that, it's Splett Time.

Assemblyman, I have been to Buffalo six times,

You and your gay pals can make me the Grand Marshal

are ready to fix this whole damn election if I can be the nominee.

How does Mike have more hair than I do?

...John DeVito of Ohio!

- Gary: Brookheimer. - Brookheimer.

about a position in her administration?

but trust me, he will never see you

- What did you offer her? - I didn't offer her anything.

This is about killing elephants.

- Thank you! - You're gonna be Jonah's chief of staff.

Annette Splett, somber but elegant,

- All right. - Great.

Tom, when we're not the worst team ever,

it just occurred to me, and you've always been like...

- So I guess you're fired. - What?

a high school mathematics teacher

- Thank you. Thank you. - Gary: Look who I found.

You better back Jonah on the next ballot

They're fumbling around the crypt,

- Was she always like this? - Oh, it used to be worse.