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You and your gay pals can make me the Grand Marshal

- Thank you. Thank you. - Gary: Look who I found.

to sit in the front row are many former rivals

- So I guess you're fired. - What?

- All right. - Great.

There's nothing to beg for.

- Also, fewer telemarketers. - ( laughter )

I am now a national fuckin' pariah!

I've got the diving bell and the governor.

- Was she always like this? - Oh, it used to be worse.

...John DeVito of Ohio!

If I had a dollar for every "Mother, I will never forgive you..."

Sue: Ma'am, the Israeli prime minister

are ready to fix this whole damn election if I can be the nominee.

I'm sorry. Breaking news.

it just occurred to me, and you've always been like...

You better back Jonah on the next ballot

This is about killing elephants.

Don't be an idiot, Selina.

I will not let anyone speak to me like that.

( sustained cheering )

Assemblyman, I have been to Buffalo six times,

I just found out that math was created by Muslims.

about a position in her administration?

But if we don't pillow-smother this sad grandma of a convention

OK, but after that, it's Splett Time.

Who wants margaritas? Ha!

but trust me, he will never see you

They're fumbling around the crypt,

Tom, when we're not the worst team ever,

- Ah-ahh! - ( woman squealing )

Furlong wants to see all the candidates for a late-night pow-wow.

How does Mike have more hair than I do?

- Thank you! - You're gonna be Jonah's chief of staff.

Secretary of Swag-riculture!

Kent, do you still keep in touch with Ben's widow?

Why do you want to fire him?

Annette Splett, somber but elegant,

a high school mathematics teacher

You look beautiful.

- What did you offer her? - I didn't offer her anything.

a word about sacrifice.

And just tell 'em they can violate me with their assault rifles

Yeah. All right, let's talk turkey, Governor.

- Gary: Brookheimer. - Brookheimer.

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Don't tell my wife and kids, OK?