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throw away their political careers on powerful men
or its many foreign donors.
DeVito: I'm still with you, ma'am!
- That's a reference to my leg. - She'll tweak it.
( crowd cheering in distance )
OK, shut the fuck up!
So emotional, right?
Ever since you were little,
for briefly freeing what was once known
You pile of failure shaped like a rapist!
We need EMTs up at the Meyer box, stat.
Homosexuals are luring
will finally have its nominee.
- Beth: He told you so! - Yeah!
Me neither. But I love meeting new people.
So while you're in makeup, why don't you go talk to them?
is gonna make everyone rock hard.
- Sorry to miss that. - Amy: Ma'am.
., ,
is a distraction, sir,
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
- You gotta go do that, Ben. Go do that right now. - Texas is our firewall.
- What's wrong with this suit? - It's not network.
We are going to win this thing!
- in the 21st century. - Sure. Tell me right now.
- I am begging you, please... - Ma'am, entreating,
♪ We didn't start the fire ♪
Or what's gonna happen, Will?
let alone be the president.
is here to speak with you about his speech.
He was spectacularly right!
Oh, we would crush it.
- ( chatter ) - Selina: Congressman,
Oh, my God, is that still a thing?
- ( cheers and applause ) - ( music playing )
So, what did I miss? Did President Meyer find a way
Oh-- No. Oh, my God. OK.
- All: Yeah! - Which is why, President Meyer,
the number is quite different than the official total?
delegate majority of 2,368,
♪ Starkweather, homicide ♪
defanged, neutered,
Waking up in a...
- Yeah, what is it? - You need to see this.
And when I look back
I just thought for old times' sake
Beth: Count me in.
Richard, that was fantastic.
- I love it. - and my endorsement.
and we might be able to find something for him at--
is one Mr. Abdul Azeem,
Kent says he'll take it on tomorrow night's ballot.
- and I would also say... - OK, yeah. "Ahh."
Our Greyhounds Are our kids
Yeah. OK. Let's go.
maybe you should consider... being her veep?
I might throw you a bone.
has been many, many years in the making,
Why am I coming up with solutions for you?
♪ Super veep, he's super veepy ♪
I know.
Well, it's been fun.
White male, type 2 diabetes... also type 1.
are stampeding towards Jonah!
You're the hatchet man.
in all of Washington, D.C.
The party, and the nation, will never forget
Well, under certain circumstances. Yeah, we are.
( cheers and applause )
everyone's just saying the same-old same-old.
I don't have the patience for this.
I haven't been funny since 1987.
Tom's making a move on New York,
To be honest, I never thought you were really cut out for it, anyway.
I didn't come to North Carolina to lose.
Really. Honestly. Bye-bye. Take care.
President Meyer, I'm a simple man.
that four-time Academy Award- winning actor Tom Hanks
In the words of the great Eleanor Roosevelt,
- Hi, Beth. - Hi, Amber.