Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh! Unless it's this...
( laughing )
- Governor DeVito. - Yes. My running mate.
and here comes President of the United States
and historically white Duke University,
For once in your life, don't think so much, just say yes.
- Yes! - Jonie, my boy!
Selina: So good seein' ya.
Announcer: ...the next President
Husband of actress Rita Wilson and father of four children,
Oh, my God. Yes!
She's dead!
but yeah, sure.
and we're gonna have to get it done today.
- OK, so I think we know why we are here. - Yes, ma'am.
- You got something in your teeth. Hold on. - Oh. Sorry.
whose potential Hail Mary is gaining steam.
Senator Talbot, 1,785.
- ♪ "Bridge on the River Kwai" ♪ - Wonderful!
So how's the Piss Heard Round the World
Congratulations to you, Amy!
- Ma'am. You wanted to see me? - Selina: Ben. Move.
Even if it took a while!
( cheers and applause )
It's stickier than a red wine-and-curry dump.
( music playing )
Selina: They say experience is the best teacher,
How 'bout that?
( crowd applauding )
So I-- OK, forget it.
I want to talk to you about one of the biggest challenges facing the country
Actually, ma'am, it's a myth that lesbians and gay men
of a high school cheerleader who's only done anal!
It-- It happens, and...
...figure out what the fuck you were!
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
because I am the Senator's chief of staff--
How do you explain
yes-- backwards and in heels.
ball-gagged, and sealed in an abandoned coal mine
He is not just gay, he is Sam Rayburn gay.
America's first woman president.
I don't know what you're talking about.
( crowd laughing )
Yes, Richard!
- Ben: Out of my way. - Sorry.
and make tender hate to my rear and mouth, in that order, at his leisure.
Hmm.
That's not fucking funny, Kent.
I'll kill gay marriage.
I mean, I could really use the break.
I thought nobody gave two Osama bin Shits
They're calling it Ryan Fever.
Wait a minute.
We need a ticket. Just offer her veep.
And I mean that in a good way, of course.
The floor whips are picking up a rumor
Morning. Mom, you're a regular bathroom warrior.
- Come on. - Just make the deal!
and Kemi can go and suck lecture-circuit dick in hell.
of the United States, I order you
Richard, look, there was no offer, OK?
Senator Talbot has indeed made a miraculous comeback.
from how depressing his life is.
It is a fate worse than death.
- Spitty? - The campaign manager
I don't need her. OK?
Oh, hey, do you remember my five-alarm hottie of a wife Beth?
- What is happening? - ( cackling )
Oh, no, no, no. Not you, David.
Let's go now to Michael McLintock
was physically disgusted by male homosexuals.