Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It is a fate worse than death.
- Ma'am. You wanted to see me? - Selina: Ben. Move.
and make tender hate to my rear and mouth, in that order, at his leisure.
but yeah, sure.
and here comes President of the United States
...figure out what the fuck you were!
How 'bout that?
- Spitty? - The campaign manager
whose potential Hail Mary is gaining steam.
We need a ticket. Just offer her veep.
Let's go now to Michael McLintock
The floor whips are picking up a rumor
from how depressing his life is.
- What is happening? - ( cackling )
How do you explain
Wait a minute.
( music playing )
( crowd laughing )
of a high school cheerleader who's only done anal!
And I mean that in a good way, of course.
and we're gonna have to get it done today.
Announcer: ...the next President
- ♪ "Bridge on the River Kwai" ♪ - Wonderful!
ball-gagged, and sealed in an abandoned coal mine
He is not just gay, he is Sam Rayburn gay.
Senator Talbot, 1,785.
Congratulations to you, Amy!
( crowd applauding )
I thought nobody gave two Osama bin Shits
Hmm.
( cheers and applause )
and historically white Duke University,
( laughing )
I mean, I could really use the break.
She's dead!
- You got something in your teeth. Hold on. - Oh. Sorry.
I don't know what you're talking about.
because I am the Senator's chief of staff--
Husband of actress Rita Wilson and father of four children,
and Kemi can go and suck lecture-circuit dick in hell.
Selina: They say experience is the best teacher,
Oh, no, no, no. Not you, David.
- Ben: Out of my way. - Sorry.
Richard, look, there was no offer, OK?
Even if it took a while!
- OK, so I think we know why we are here. - Yes, ma'am.
They're calling it Ryan Fever.
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
That's not fucking funny, Kent.
was physically disgusted by male homosexuals.
I'll kill gay marriage.
Actually, ma'am, it's a myth that lesbians and gay men
- Yes! - Jonie, my boy!
Oh, hey, do you remember my five-alarm hottie of a wife Beth?
I don't need her. OK?
- Come on. - Just make the deal!
of the United States, I order you
So I-- OK, forget it.
Selina: So good seein' ya.
I want to talk to you about one of the biggest challenges facing the country
Oh! Unless it's this...
Senator Talbot has indeed made a miraculous comeback.
Oh, my God. Yes!
For once in your life, don't think so much, just say yes.
America's first woman president.
So how's the Piss Heard Round the World
Yes, Richard!
It's stickier than a red wine-and-curry dump.
- Governor DeVito. - Yes. My running mate.
It-- It happens, and...
Morning. Mom, you're a regular bathroom warrior.
yes-- backwards and in heels.