Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What!?
take a look at yourselves, go ahead, look.
What?! You want to know what's cool?
These two are not cool.
your cart privileges have officially been revoked!
Where am I?
Can you read that back to me?
Benson, this is no joke dude.
They swear!
if you admit that we are cool,
I just realised something.
I would like to call Benson to the stand.
Defense, your statement.
are you not?
longer than any other witness,
Yes, these bikes are lame, but I ask you,