Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I've seen enough movies to know...
Meow.
Box says "Absence makes the heart grow fonder,
to whomever this rug is made out of.
Yeah. I think I am.
the butler always did it!
Grab it! Grab it! Grab it!
salt?
Hit me!
Maybe try a rom-com once in a while, dude.
[ All gasp ]
I got to get a selfie.
Detective Grizz on the case!
Except for this one book.
Oh, fiddlesticks.
Hey, where'd he go?
Hmm. "The squishier the better."
I knew it was you all along!
- Might I give it a whirl? - Knock yourself out.
Okay, now that Runt is gone. We can continue. Who is knocking on the door? Oh my goodness, Runt! Mr. Howard and his friends, take cover!
I'm pretty sure it only works if you're alive -- no offense.
Aah! It burns!
"How to Possess Dumb Dumbs 101."