Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Gina won't complain so much next time we make her do it.

But do you love this script? Do you love your character?

which I know it isn't!

-You're doing great, BoJack. -Yeah?

Oh, man, my part's definitely going to get cut, huh?

I played Little Caesar's dad, Big Caesar, in the back story part of the commercial,

I have done nothing, but be a friend to you.

And then I was, like, "What year did that come out?"

-How did you know-- -What you are is noble,

Also, Little Caesar's doesn't sell crudités.

[BoJack] Princess Carolyyyyyyyn, I need to talk to youuuuuu.

♪ How can anybody have you? How can anybody have you and lose you? ♪

[techno music playing]

-Shooting is tomorrow afternoon. -Okay.

and walk around with shit in his pants for the rest of the season,

Not for cosmetic purposes. He just wants to feel something.

That's a good note about the lighting. I'll take a look at that.

Just like the real Caesar!

I know that must be a foreign concept for you.

I-I don't want to do the show.

What's that for? We've all seen me naked.

Yeah, I'm firefighter Steve D'Mazio. We're very different.

Well, I did play Julius Caesar in a pizza commercial

whose primary character traits are that she hates bras

-What? Ew. Weird. -Take off that robe and go to set.

It's subtle, but I think he'll get the message.

[grunts, groans]

[deep voice] Hello, Princess Carolyn.

and this would be considered sexual harassment.

If I want your character to shit his pants

Jesus Christ, your house really does look like Philbert's.

I'm just worried it might come across as gratuitous and, uh, male-gazey,

Why are you here?

But if you actually have notes that are helpful,

-[horn blaring] -What?