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Because it's dumb! This whole show is duuuuuuumb!
It's Susie in HRs birthday and if I don't show up to these things,
So, maybe don't be the drunk asshole.
Ugh, Todd, your good-hearted naiveté has once again conspired
that you have no discernible life direction?
Compliments are things people like being told sometimes.
[grunts]
You think you could do that? For me?
-in Southern California. -You don't have to go.
-with both hands to screw in a light bulb. -Yes!
It's about being vulnerable.
-[door opens, closes] -[sighs]
Look, I do one of these shows every year.
Mnh-mnh. Princess Carolyn, is your name Cutie Cutie Cupcake?
So, then Aaron Eckhart said, "If that's Ansel Elgort,
♪ Girls in cages playing their guitars ♪
and I'm putting myself in a very vulnerable position.
-Well, no, she didn't complain. -Whatever. Doesn't matter.
-Hey! -So we like him.
♪ How can anybody have you and lose you And not lose their mind too? ♪
Just a minute.
We're doing it, buddy! First day!
I don't know where those fingers have been.
Yeah, so if it all looks good to you and your lawyer,
-I'll send the waxing kit over tonight. -Philbert waxes?
-She gets home pretty late. -I came all this way for nothing?
Uh, what--
in the boardroom and on the driving range.
Wait, Gina. Can I ask you a question, about you?