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and write the adoption agency a check for $60,000.
Maybe now that you've done it,
You guys, you're almost saying exactly the same thing.
Okay, cool.
I'm not trying to punish anyone.
-I never do! -[cell phone beeps]
-No. -Take off that robe right now.
You're in wonderful hands, bye!
Hold on. You are way overqualified to be a janitor.
that is still looking for romantic companionship.
Conceited much?
Good news! We found a birth mother!
Sorry, I can't do you.
And a map came up of my local area.
But that's not it, right?
-Gina is fine with it. -Gina is not fine with it.
Fine, but this phone call does not replace our weekly Sunday call. Okay?
Good thing I carry this flask full of my dead wife's blood around.
-One sec-- -What is this?
Maybe this time, you have a good attitude and you don't drink so much
-[Bojack sups] -What a time to be alive!
Mm-hmm.
and draws the strippers, while a Leonard Cohen song plays?
I know, I-I just meant because Todd talks about you so much,
[phone beeps]
Duh. Bought a burner phone, slipped it into your purse,
[Mr. Peanutbutter] Wow!
Listen, I'm sorry I flew off the handle earlier
-I'm trying to. -Oh.
I was also the director of a Star Wars movie,