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with his finger in his ass,
-Yes! I mean, nighttime, you're so close to going to bed. -Filled!
I really would appreciate it.
-No, no reason at all? -No reason?
-It's-- (laughs) -Oh.
-Unbelievable. -Get out.
I, I got a piece of pizza, and,
You're a great actor, but this could be the end.
and then you go down and man the store,
-Hey. You gonna eat that Jell-O? -I'm not gonna eat the Jell-O.
-No. No, you-- -I paid for the house.
-Eh. -Eh.
555
No, no. You gotta do it. I can't do it,
-Return to your meal. -All: Thank you.
Eliza: Oh, you're lucky. There's only one seat left.
But I wasn't sure I heard it right.
and I was crossing the street,
G F
A gift-- It wasn't a gift
-Woo, let's go. -Yeah, let's do it.
Larry David. What could be better?
sky high. Okay?
I should be complimenting you, too, because--
-Okay. You go. -Thank you.
You just plopped that into your, into your water?
Yeah, but I figured, you know,
♪ ("EL DESEO" BY JANET SHERBOURNE PLAYS) ♪
All right, you'll get the chair.
A $10 piss.
-The cars-- -That's now how a lazy Susan works.
-Yeah. -It's like an extra, unnecessary step.
-Larry: (claps) Hey. -Yeah.
Hey, hey, hey. Guess what I found? I found a chair!
No, I'm gonna keep the muffin.
I'm not worth two hours in a coach seat?
This could be the pee Amazon.
-I find that fascinating. -Do you?
Thank you so much for coming in, Mr. Hamm. How's that scone?
I told her, uh,
-I gotta know everything. -It's a lot.
This way.
Stop! Stop spitting on my shoe.
(theme music playing)
I, I lost my job.
-you just not call it that. -Whoa.
I got a "Gotta Go" emergency.
Boy, you two used to get along so well.
-Yeah. Right. -Yeah. Oh, and you think you're Prince Philip?
-Geez. Don't cry-- -He was from Poland,
I've never been in this shop. I just--
I don't know what my face looks like.
and tell her I'll be on the first flight out to Denver
Yes, yes. Please spin the Indefatigable Susan.
Are you kidding me? Oh, they couldn't be a couple.
-Second one. -Got it.
You guys, do you pick up the rice bowl and eat it like this?
A Lazy Susan is like a roundabout, okay?
This guy's taking a $40 shit.
How stupid! You could have said a million different things.
-Well... -You couldn't think of a better excuse than that?
You didn't expect an airport drop-off, did you?
-You know? This, this is big. -This could be big.
Did you?
-Okay. I'll be quick. -Okay.
-We bought the house. -Larry: Okay, yeah, okay.
I went over the line that you already crossed.
Are you talking about first class seats?