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No. What are you drinking in the daytime for?
-Go, go be him, asshole. -Thank you.
we ordered this kind of for the table,
That's not exactly a flip.
-What do you know? No, you don't! -I know.
You could have at least said I was better, that I was over it.
LARRY DAVID: The color of a car doesn't really matter to me,
Thanks very much. Hey.
I never thought I'd hear those words come out of your mouth.
Richard: Oh, man.
I know, but that's-- I'm sorry.
-You wouldn't shut up! -(all arguing)
Who gives a shit? Get the hell out of here.
Customer: I browse to buy.
I gotta catch a plane to Denver.
You sure I can't get you something to drink?
appetizer allotment at this point.
Who mentions that at a dinner party?
Forget, forget it. You, you, you can keep the house.
Becky's gonna make some money.
I just stay in the booth.
Just consider me in sweatpants all the time.
Larry!
-My allotment? -Jon: Well, there's three of us.
Both: Aah.
-She spun the thing around like that. -The thing, it was too fast.
-Eh, not necessary. -I didn't really want to.
-That's the spirit. That's the spirit. -There we go.
-Jon. -That's me.
But why did you make the mistake?
-It should never happen at night. -The daytime.
Well, see ya, man. I mean, look what you did.
-Yeah. Of course. Yeah. -Okay. Doing a movie
-Yeah. -Very big. We need a name.
Hey!
So what are you doing?
I would think they were a couple.
The guy had to go to the bathroom, so I took over.
I know but they, they don't wash these rinds.
-Andy: Oh, boy. -What did you do?
-(sneezes) Wow. -Larry: God bless you.
Andy: I'm turning the Lazy Susan the way it should be turned.
What's the name of the movie? The Biggest Asshole...
-Come on in. Make yourself at home. -I will.
-I don't know this town. -Okay, don't worry about a thing.
-Alex: Huh? -Larry: Yeah, yeah. In a way.
-Yeah. -And I'm excited to do it. And, you know,
-Jon Hamm. -Yeah, it's nice to meet you. Big fan.
19E.
-This coffee's not hot. -Jon Hamm...
-It's a-- Stop! -(spits)
"I robbed your house and burned it down.
-... That Ever Roamed the Earth? -Larry: Oh, I like that.
if he bleeds in my new chair,
-(laughing) -Yeah, that's, that's good.
-And I thought it was only fair and reasonable-- -Okay.
And even if I did,
So, who broke it? I'm not mad. I just want to know. I did. I broke it.
Susie: Yeah, it's great. It's great.
What is it, an immutable law of physics?
I get it. (laughs)
This coffee's... it's not hot.