Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Excuse me, everyone, but dinner is ready.
I didn't give her the house so she could sell it.
Oh, you better believe it. I feel comfortable.
And my boyfriend broke up with me.
little shorts on, little vest, little top hat on,
where they can't use a bathroom.
-You have to have sex with Cheryl's sister? -What?
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-Okay? -Larry: Okay. That's fine.
-Mm. Mm. -And he offered me $10 to take a piss.
and carrying a mahjong set,
-Go. I'll watch it. -You'll watch it?
because I don't really see it when I'm inside the car.
-Richard: Hey, Jon. -Hey, how are you?
The toes rank second on the body
Out!
-All right, well, have fun skiing. -I will.
-Goddamn! -Larry (over phone): All right, okay!
and gotta go to the bathroom, what do you do?
Thank you.
You know, the thing is, Becky,
-Jeff: Oh. -Oh, I feel comfortable.
-Jon: I'm terribly sorry. -You crossed a line...
-Okay. Thank you. -Yeah. Hurry up.
Everything's coming from inside the capsule.
-Look at this shit, Larry. Woo! -Huh? Told ya.
-For the "Gotta Go" app? -Yeah.
I would just like you to not use the term.
You've been randomly selected for a security search, sir.
You don't find what you need,
What are you doing here?
Larry (over phone): The newsstand guy left 15 minutes ago.
-No browsing, okay? -No browsing.
-Is that a character? -Larry: Yeah. Kramer.
He's stuck on the fuckin' toilet right now.
He had to-- He had to jump out and run to the airport.
-...escaped from a mental institution? -No.
You got me sitting in that wooden chair?
That's good. (laughs)
Can you please not use that term "Lazy Susan"?
That's, that's just not gonna work.
with his, uh, with his new business.
I mean, I've never-- I mean, nice to meet you.
what does the character even do?
Really?! Yeah, really.
Well, I gotta go furniture shopping with her today.
-That's what she says. -And she's jealous.
while you go and use the bathroom.
It doesn't matter if their hands are clean.
-Larry: Okay. -Why don't we have a meal?
Shall I book it?
for me?
-I can't-- I don't want-- -You know what?
No, no, no. No.
-Now? -Well, yeah. Why not?
-S-C-H? -S-C-H.
-Poober. -Poober!
tomorrow morning. Actually, second flight.
-...I'm dating? -Yeah, I know she's a CEO.
is playing a Larry David-type writer.
Becky!
-Yeah. -How good is that show?
I'm irked because-- with all due respect--
It has nothing to do with that, sir.
-He did. -Oh, my God!
-Yeah. Yeah. -Spite store.