Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Plenty of fuckin' times.
Something wrong with a person supporting black and shit?
Yeah, spin the Industrious Susan.
You take the sweat pants off?
-About time. -Can I, uh, talk to you in the kitchen...
-Take a smell of that. Yeah? Pretty good. -Yep. Smells like flowers.
Jonny.
See? See what I'm saying with the "appreciate"?
-So get this-- -What, what are you guys doing?
-...their show is stolen. -Larry: Yes!
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-I'm finally starting to get it. I see what you're saying. Yes. -Huh? You see it?
-She threw me out. -She threw you out?
-No, it's a scone. -Nah, this is like a muffin.
-No, no, no, I don't know-- -Would I be able to do this?
You gotta have some trust in people.
-Right now, I really have to go. -Larry: Go!
-I really appreciate it. -Next.
Oh, you know, I'm so sorry.
Becky (over phone): It was a ski school of children.
-Thank you. -Bye.
There's two Larry Davids.
-Which friend? -Me. I got hit by a car.
I've got one leaving in an hour and 40 minutes.
(cell phone rings)
Shut the fuck up! I'll come!
Excuse me, I'm so sorry.
So, the character is a disgusting pervert?
I can't go home.
it's just like you and your sister. It's the same thing.
you got a fuckin' blow job,
-Nice to meet you, too. -Yeah, see, look, we just met.
Yeah, I wouldn't lie to you.
Oh, you pick it right-- eat it right out of the bowl.
I don't wanna watch Ps and Qs.
I mean, if there was a table of fat people,
hop on the next flight. So I just, I've been a little confused.
I mean, do you really wanna hear...
Uh, I've gotten a manicure.
Yeah, sorry. Yeah.
They contact you on your phone, it's an app,
for her to sell and make money.
-Hey. I'm from "Gotta Go." -Larry?
It made me feel better about myself.
Cheryl: God.
-Huh... -Oh, my God.
you gotta get him the chair.
-You just spat on my shoe. -It's a fuckin' spit shine.
Why would you think we were together?
People are thinkin', how does he stop the bleedin'?
-Hey. Say I gave you $700,000-- -It's my house.
knowing this woman thinks I have a bleeding rectum.
-This is not hot. -It's hot.
Richard: I didn't know it was a chair.
(Inaudible arguing) Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
I-I-- This set only comes with seven chairs.
-And we gave it... -Larry: We bought the house.
What do you do if you have to go to the bathroom?
-What are we waiting for? -I mean, come on. Come on.
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