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-Keep, keep it all. -(Becky panting)
Right down there.
You can keep all the money, keep, keep the profits.
Do you wanna watch Ps and Qs?
Richard: What are you talking about?
Oh, oh, oh, I'm sorry. Ted and Larry,
Toll booth collectors, shoe shine stands,
It is close! She slept with my friend, Ted Danson.
I'm gonna let you keep the profits
-No. -Are you having a breakdown?
-Oh, my God. -That's, that's like prostitution.
Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken. Suspicious.
Hey. There's a parking lot.
First class.
-It was consensual sex between two adults! -Oh, my God.
parking garage attendants.
before he had you representing him.
Hey.
-I hope you're happy. -What the fuck, man?
Uh, not so much a scone.
no seats...
-You know? -(laughing): This is exactly what I'm talking about.
I got seven minutes to catch the plane.
I said you had a bleeding rectum,
Jon: I also-- Can I say,
The fuck are you doing in my house?
-Sorry, no browsing. -I'm not browsing.
-I already got my sweats on. -So what?
-That's a, that's fresh one. -I'm not sure you know what a...
You know that Becky thinks of herself as Princess Margaret,
We've got a two, a four,
Who's that racist towards? Susans?
Yeah. Yeah, I think it does.
It's like my least favorite thing.
I'm here!
Yeah. It's okay.
-I'm just saying, I'm saying it's a muffin. -Let's not worry about it.
It's not until 9:00 p.m.
and she was, she-she was upset, she was sobbing,
-So I'm gonna be honest with you again. -Go for it.
-and get your money back for that house. -I did march over there,
Why?
(clattering)
Yeah, let's do it. Let's have dinner.
Listen, I-- I really want her to come. I--
The only thing left is coach.
-Oh, my-- -Yeah, you marched over there,
Because we're about to order.
I would say, a majority of the stuff.
when I couldn't find a fuckin' bathroom?
-Mocha Joe! -Mocha Joe: Yeah.
Oh. If you keep going to Becky's,
Hey, do you carry Vegan Living? Who gives a shit? Get the hell out of here.
Larry: Hey!
Who the hell picks up cheese in the middle of the street?
L.D. What the-- What are you, nuts?
So he's kind of shadowing me.
-I'm glad you're here. -Are you?