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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
As long as you don't turn around.
Okay, there's one excuse for that.
This morning I had to tell her all about
I really appreciate you guys helping me with the luncheon.
I know, darling. I'm old, not blind.
"Straight Outta Compt-han"?
and he slathers butter on my biscuit.
Crack a window. Smells like Ass-trid in here.
Mmm! This food is so good.
You're taller than a foot.
And it's not replaceable, unlike you.
Where's your john?
'cause you're gonna be buried in it.
They've been helping me spring into summer for years.
[crying]
And also, I should tell you,
Could you direct me to your...
[Southern accent] Mmm! My word.
How much money do you think we're getting?
I can't believe all this time she was in a coma.
Good luck with all this.
Oh, she's found the bell.
Just push me into the room!
Someone in my family is alive and not in federal prison.
Hello, Caroline.
Caroline, this sauce is delicious!
Maria, that's my good crystal.
Mm-hmm!
Well, I've come up with a new password
Oh, I forgot!
You get one of those, and that was it.
All the rest of her friends RSVP'd "dead."
that none of you will ever guess.