Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Let's go, people! Let's pick up the pace!
It's not about the money. It's liquidating the money.
Don't you have a date with a guy who forgot to plug his meter?
Oh, my goodness.
But some of them are scared.
Come on. Get out of your head for a second. Get into your body.
Have you been spying on me?
This is the key to the whole process...
At, uh, a pretty exciting new hot spot here in town called...
- Bam! - Bam! Yep
Come on, he can't take us all!
If you wanna do something for him...
So this time, on this specific occasion, I'll let you know what it is.
I never bashed anything. That wasn't bashing anybody. Don't make up lies.
Fuck you fuck you
I did you a favor. You get outside, play around, make some friends.
Is that from you or is that because you use the TV as a babysitter?
Tell me, has he asked for large sums of money recently?
- ...and be a team player, okay? - Don't do it.
It hurts.
Look, I'm gonna tuck and go as fast as I can, all right?
No more. Icky, but done.
Willie, just for the record, I'm not really a morning person.
Oh. Looks like a new kid just took over the number one Most Naughty spot.
By the time the sun rises, it will all be over.
Ugh!
So go ahead, pull this big tugboat to shore. Anchors aweigh.
Your behavior has been unacceptable.
How are you doing to Norfolk STOP ARGUING
- Aah! - Oh.
Willie, gather all the elves and meet me in the Workshop right now. Let's go.
I feel great about it. Let me feel good?
He then decided to lay his hands on me and get physical and tried to hurt me, Nick.
I wonder what it is.
Ho.
I want one.
I have a bro-- I have the same mother and father...
Why don't you step into the 21st century?
That's great. I'm here for you, and I really can't do enough for you.
Tough love's a little difficult for me.
Well, I came for the intervention. Your family asked me.
Please, let's just cut to the chase.
Oh.
But, um...
...because we are 439 hours, 22 minutes, and 3 seconds until C-Day.
I'm not gonna be upset with you.
If I had one more little shot at it, I would've been just fine.
- Hi, Fred. - Hi.
Workshop's behind you.
You have a nice full head of hair, honey.
Why, yes, Mr. Northcutt, yes, he has.
- It hurts people's feelings if you don't. - I got it.
I just wish you were never born.
"You're gonna support your brother." And so that was gonna be my job.
Santa. You found me.
Clyde Archibald Northcutt...
Well, well.
Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas! Everybody loves Christmas!
And you have a 55-inch Plasma TV in your room?
Fred, not everybody falls down on his face in front of the girl he loves.
- Come on, fat boy! Ah. - Aah!
Only a Claus can deliver presents and that is a Claus.
And I, uh, feel this way all the time.
He has developed acid reflux and sleep apnea.
You're driving like an absolute pro who makes a lot of mistakes.
I'm sorry. I'm gonna practice tough love on you, buddy. All right?
No elf discipline.
- Delivering presents. - Oh, no.
Yeah, I know what tomorrow is.
The guy in the red suit's not looking out for your future.
Stephen Harding.
Stop it. Stop it. Stop.
- Trouble? - No, no, no.
Can you hear me? It's Fred calling.
...I'm afraid it's gonna get ugly.
Look up People Help the People on the Internet, you'll see a picture.
- ...thrown his back out. - No.
- I don't nap. - Oh.
Huh.
That tree was the last straw.
I'd have to have a hard out by the 22nd. That's when I have my deal happening.
Hey, eggnog for Fred, Frosty.
You just keep stuffing your face with gingerbread, fat boy.
But, Fred, it's so catchy.
We're cutting corners, but I think we can make it.
Fred. What in the heck are you doing?
...done.
- Watch the roof there. - I can't do it!
A sh-- There aren't any sheiks in India.
So you decide to stay Four
That's awesome. Work is really good for someone to do when they're doing stuff.
Two whole days, you don't call me.