Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Thank you so much. I appreciate it. Mazel tov.
Hey, DJ.
...you're gonna go out trying.
You know something? You've never come up here to visit.
And some of them don't feel listened to.
Don't be a cheerleader Sturgeon California. Think about it, watch the angles.
All of a sudden, you get a little extra money. Uncle Sam's none the wiser.
Oh, that sounds familiar, Bons-- Bonsai Palace.
And then Rocky came out, and, uh, things changed, you know?
...and then it's one minute past midnight, tomorrow begins and then it is my birthday.
To be honest, I don't get many houseguests. Heh-heh.
Just give me a second. I'll deal with you in a minute. Don't crowd my action.
Feel like my brother's Santa Claus.
But then get on with your life. It's getting a bit...
Nick, he continued to play the same song over and over and over and over and over...
And like many unhappy children...
Wonderful. Thanks for sharing, Frank.
It's too huge. Believe me, I know. Heh. Heh.
Yeah.
You Scrooge, you lose.
Whoa, okay.
- What kind of greeting is that? - Excuse the guys...
Uh, I mean, they've never sent an efficiency expert before. Why now?
Right down the crapper!
I really, really need your help.
Shut up down there. People are trying to sleep.
This tree is going To chop that big tree down
Annette was right about you. Mom was right about you.
I just got a lot on my mind is all.
What are you doing? Get out of my... GABE GET OUT OF MY ROOM!
Mr. Northcutt, part of Christmas is being grateful for the things that we can have.
- ...I'll be the happiest guy in the North Pole. - You don't have the guts.
Time to cut the cake.
...with banana handlebars.
Great. Put another hand here. Come on, grip it. Don't be shy.
- Come on, we're still 15 blocks from the-- - Just pull the cab over, please.
Nick, let me be completely honest with you here, the DJ is a real problem.
You take an interest in your brother's well-being.
Wait, wait, wait a second, Fred.
If you can come in here, relaxed, and be a gentleman, then you can come in.
...and, yeah.
You didn't have to travel by helicopter, Mr. Northcutt.
Um, let's see, was it something like, uh:
- He's just helping out for the season. - I didn't know you had a brother.
...the North Pole will be shut down forever. There's nothing--
Put you in the Naughty cabinet. You can't handle yourself.
Charlene's as good with numbers as she is beautiful.
It's always, uh, painful to watch a guy crash and burn, my man.
I'm trying to-- Hold on!
- Wanda, hi. - Hi. You all right?
Look, this is a business situation that I'm in with my brother.
Nick, I couldn't miss you if I tried.
Come on. I'm not gonna go running to Mom.
The Christmas thing is taking off. That's awesome.
What're you doing? Get out of my favorite room!. Get out of my favorite room!. What're you doing? Get out of my favorite room!. Get out of my favorite room!.
I need it by the 22nd. The best I can do.
I'll take both of them. Whatever. Merry Christmas to you.
- Aye, aye, captain. - Captain's on deck.
I'm great. Pull up a stool.
…of “playing golf”
Get it through your head. I am not going to dinner.
But I assure you, this is a story you have never heard before.
The world is what you make it.
Give a call when you get a chance, as soon as possible. Okay?
Then help some of these people out this year.
Fred loved Nicholas from the first moment he met him.
Now, you probably already have your suspicions of what became of Saint Nick.
- Yeah. - Hmm. You're not making this up?
It is, but, Fred, that's not what the kids asked for. That's not okay. That is not okay. It is, but, Fred, that's not what the kids asked for. That's not okay. That is not okay.
He's an efficiency expert.
- He's gonna be a big help here. - How you doing? Be working with you.
You make it through Christmas without three strikes, I send back a positive report.
- Clyde-- - You ever seen a tree...
Y'all drank all the Kool-Aid, fools.
But while Fred grew worse...
I was the first guy in line. I mean, I was there.
- Come on, Nick. - Aaarggh!
Oh, ho, ho, Annette.
I gave you $5000. Merry Christmas.
Oh, I'll tell you, Fred has been doing a bang-up job...
To think that he can fly around to a million houses in one night...
Plasma goes to my place. Pack it separately, make sure it doesn't scratch.
That's it, just a gentle rock back and forth. Just easy.
Frederick, why are you so upset?
The only way I can hold it. People are breathing down my neck.
Okay, Wanda, I just wanted to get a chance to come by and explain.
Absolutely, it's a hot spot. Think romance, and think getting lost.
- Allergies. - He's got a gun.
- Nick? - Fred.
Oh. Well, I appreciate your concern, Mr. Northcutt, but he is fine.
I have a feeling I'd be much more comfortable back in my little hut...
I wouldn't go telling people that.
Good Lord.
It's all right.
He's a fame junkie. The guy's a clown.
So just the one bag? Just the one canyon? I'll get it.
Willie.
Ho,ho,ho.
Stop playing the same song over and over again. It becomes like mental torture.
As you can see from the chart labeled 116-9C...
- Going as fast as I can! Tell me when to turn! - Now!
- ...and I don't for good reason. - It would be really nice if, for once...
Can I see some identification, please?
Everyone, this is Mr. Northcutt.
Come on.