Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...you would know I didn't end up going out with that guy.
- Nick. You're falling apart. - I am not.
Just look outside. That looks like the Grand Canyon.
Stop looking shy, baby, light it up.
Aah!
Fred.
- Willie. - Willie.
Look, Annette, I want my money. A deal's a deal.
If somebody just out off a few feet of that big tree...
- Aah! - Yeurgh.
I have to get the money in a liquid situation so that I can pour it.
You gonna run me over? Are you gonna run me over?
Wind it up. I like it. Heat it up. Work it harder. Stay with it, brother.
Quarter to 2 a.m. There's Ursa Minor.
...it's "Here Comes Santa Claus!"
The rule says that every kid gets a toy.
You must push, dear.
You can be too.
On, Clyde.
You throw like a girl, like a big, leather jacket-wearing girl.
But no, I started to cry again.
And I'll give you my card.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, right now...
Well, now, we can correct that. We can correct that.
This isn't about me coming up, then you having Mom ambush me--
- Two hands. - Two hands if you're gonna drink.
In manhood, he literally became a saint.
You can't take my television. I watch that in bed.
Ah.
Airmail it. Airmail it to me!
- You mind changing the station for me, pal? - It's your buck, buddy.
Nice night.
North Pole, this is Christmas One.
I mean, it's a bit odd that they're checking up on me now.
Okay. All right. That's a thought. And I'm gonna sit on that and let it boil.
Because he's inventive.
- Fred. - Now, remember, Willie...
Yes.
...because it feels good for other people to give.
And I think you know what that means.
You've probably heard many stories that begin:
You're making it happen. You're dancing. That's okay, and it's not okay, and it's okay.
My brother's Bill Clinton.
...I know it's hard, but you need to practice tough love, honey.
The guy's in a big red suit flying around because he craves the spotlight.
- I'm not going. - Pumpkin pie. Come on.
If the door was locked, why didn't you just knock?
- Oh... - You could take a little nap.
Well, Keenan, I guess you'll be taking the bus to school from now on.
- You're flying Santa's sleigh! - We're flying. Now what's happening?
And so it went for Fred.
Okay. Twenty-second.
...based at the South Pole.
I know.
Charlene, do you think it's possible we can make enough gifts to meet our quota?
You've cost Christmas for the whole planet! Everybody!
Fred, I don't need to tell you how very important these files are.
Get out of the way!
Look up People Help the People on the internet you'll see a picture of me
You don't have any backup records?
What the blazes have you done?
This is very uncomfortable for me.
Yeah, there's a passenger back here, in case you didn't remember.
We wanna go up! So you gotta pull up on the reins there, Fred!
...to see you with a man who's got liver-spotted hands.
- We only help the people out. - What do you think you're doing?
Only one man's gonna walk away from this thing, and I promise you...
Blame it all on me, right? It's all my fault. How convenient.