Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- ...but I'm doing the best I can. - Oh, yeah, no, no, no...
And I promised to be the best big brother in the world.
- I'm a saint, sweetheart. - Tough love.
Yeah, you're right. You shouldn't tell me, then.
- Ow! - Oh, no, no.
But I could control being Bill Clinton's brother.
...flashes of anger.
Okay, see, I'm not gonna do that. I can't actually do that.
- What's going on? - This guy's working without papers.
It's good to know. Thank you, Willie.
But your pal, Fred.
That's a biggie. It's disappointing. And that would be strike one.
He puts on a big red suit...
Uh, I'm Santa Claus' brother.
Oh. Ah.
Wanda, can you buzz me in? It's Fred.
...this is where they're gonna come, Leon. It means everything to me. Please.
No, I can assure you, he's fine.
Get ahold of yourself. Take a breath. Stop swinging at me. Will you calm down?
- My name is Fred Claus. - Hi, Fred.
- Aah! Aah! - That's it.
Oh, Freddie, Freddie, you have been so very, very naughty.
What the heck's going on around here? Little elves. You can't trust them at all.
You got the same thing playing all the time. Let's liven it up! Let's get dancing.
Where's the synergy? Don't get it.
You did it.
Bring all that green goodness that you have on and bring it right up on me.
Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas! Everybody loves Christmas!
...Nicholas grew more generous, and eventually...
Come along now.
- Oh, Nick. - Ha-ha-ha-ha. How's things there, Fred?
Spin it. Spin it.
...breaking and entering, staring at little children...
To the snow globe!
Yeah, yeah. I can- I can see that.
- Oh, you all right? - Ow.
Done, done.
If Fred doesn't deliver all those presents by sunrise...
...misguided understanding...
That's sunrise, and that's game over.
What's it? Tomorrow is tomorrow's date.
Yeah, she's, uh, not picking up the phone, so, uh...
Samuel Gibbons, Chicago, Illinois.
Put it on.
- Oh. - You seem upset.
...than it is to keep one.
What kind of parts are you dudes throwin?
It's ridiculous for anybody to expect that kind of thing. No.
I didn't want to become first brother, especially for the rest of my life.
Your continued existence at the North Pole...
Come on, now, that massage chair, that looked very, very expensive.
You stamp them "Nice."
Can you change that again, please?
You know what, save it.
Kind of important you pick up right now. Are you at the restaurant?
...we gotta make as many presents as we can in the next 10 hours.
But to be honest with you, my chi...really strong right now.
You're gonna get hooked on that.
Don't be a cheerleader for Santa Claus. Think about it, watch the angles.
- What are you talking about? - He's in here.
I am sorry to rush you, but we have to keep Santa on schedule...
Five thousand dollars?
Bring up Fred Claus from earlier today, please.
I fear that I had a very incorrect...
Put it on the application for college.
Mm-hm. There we go. Alrighty.
Bring it. Bring it right now.
- I bet that's what they called you. - I don't know what you're talk--
That's all right--
Slam?
That's it. Keep rolling. There's no rules. I like it.
When Blitzen learned to f--? Why don't I know this story?
Mom, for Pete's sake, okay, I'm not, ha-ha-ha, stressed out about it.
All over the world, children are writing to Santa...
- There you go! You got it, Fred! - Yeah.
It is, but, Fred, that's not what the kids asked for.
Love is so complicated.
- He did? - He'd try and take a run-- yeah.
...bam! Stamp him "Naughty."
...asking for what they want for Christmas.
I don't know how to dance. I don't know the steps.
Now that you've got Alec's attention, Stephen, what do you wanna tell him?
Good, all right. I gotta hustle, because I gotta meet somebody right now, okay?
- Break it up! Break it up! - Get off!
I was working for the People Help People charity organization.
...you got some advice a while back, and I think it was a little off.
Oh, well, fine, fine. You know, business is crazy...
- Hmm... - He's perfect.
The thing about it was that I bought those French books on tape.