Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's gonna hurt a bit, isn't it?
Really? The hockey stop?
Ah, family's together again. Fun, fun, fun.
I don't wish to hate him. He means well.
Nicholas, why don't you open yours first?
Ha, ha. You're flying.
Then hold your breath, let me go and blow that up into 60.
- I'll just grab this here. That's okay. - Oh. I c0uld've gotten it.
I'm a cog in the wheel. I am.
I think we're flying blind up here.
Nick, do me a favor, don't make this complicated.
What is wonderful?
That's-- I don't understand, though. I'm giving you 5, Fred, so...
- Fifty thousand dollars on top of the 5? - What? What?
Good luck. Hope it goes well.
I better check up on the all-girls Swedish swimming team.
You'll be athletic. You're gonna be a moderate-to-lukewarm student.
I did have a thought. But Fred's not going to like it.
I just love meeting people's families. I find it so...
Good morning, Fred. Honey, may I have a word with you, please?
- Oh, I can't... - I was chased by 30 Santa Clauses.
...but I'm a little concerned about Fred.
Well, if you really wanted to send me a gift...
- It's not Alec. - Alec's not gonna hear.
It's the fattest baby I've ever seen.
I like it.
But every kid deserves a present on Christmas.
You won't let anybody love you because you don't think you're worth loving.
I wouldn't say I've been doing a bang-up job. I had complications and hit rough spots...
You just know you're never getting adopted because you're mean.
Now, let's move on to the next item on the list, shall we?
Christmas One, are you there? Over.
I even enjoyed the card that came with it.
Freddie, will you tell me about the surprise?
Do it to me, how do I steer this thing?
Charlene, mention this to no one.
Of course. Mr. Northcutt, the elves are extremely dedicated and hardworking.
- That's not Alec. - Okay, that's not Alec.
...but we appreciate your business, and I really enjoyed the conversation.
Hi, Roger.
All right. All right, all right.
- Nick. - What?
- Ho! - Aah!
...New York City.
Somebody call the cops!
Fred, fine. Look, I'll tell you what...
- Where? - Right over there.
Maybe something should happen to them. Maybe I give them something.
You gotta come up with the full 50,000 by the 20th.
What're you doing? Get out of my favorite room! Get out of my favorite room! What're you doing? Get out of my favorite room! Get out of my favorite room!
Santa is the only one who can deliver.
...it's the month before Christmas, a tense time.
...are putting your operation further behind each year. It's not good enough, Mr. Claus.
Now that you said that, it's not gonna happen...
Yeah, I got $50,000 in cash that says I'm not kidding.
Maybe you railed a line or two. Maybe 10, maybe 12
So, what would be the easiest toy to make? One for boys and one for girls.
- Who are you? - I'm Fred.
Not even once.
I'll let you out once you're sorry and you're ready to turn a corner...
You can't do that. You can't. You can't do that. You can't.
Maybe you should look at your own self for a change.
I bet you do, it's America. You know what I mean?
- It's common knowledge. - Ah, Fred, come on.
There's a book, Does Fred Go to Dinner? Flip through the pages...
Frederick?
...you now have no way of making your quota.
We're no longer talking with this, we're gonna talk with--
What is it exactly--? What would I need to be doing up there?
...that grows in the shadow of another tree?
Let's dance. Let's dance!
I don't see your permit. You need a permit to work this street.
It's just that I've seen these kind of things before. The little lies...
I can see it now. Sixteen thousand bags of Cheetos later...
We literally cannot make enough presents with only three days left.
I say the last line first. I'm afraid everyone's gonna stop listening.
Really, Frederick, why can't you be more like your brother?
That's not my back, but it is a little bit naughty.
Slam, I get what I want without charity from Santa Claus. Two hands on the milk, please.
And you know what? Till somebody comes along and outs down that big tree...
Go to dinner with you?
All right, everyone. Oh, my goodness...
Has he gotten into trouble with the law?
Freddie, I am so glad you took my invitation for dinner.
- A family. - I'm asking for a family too.
And the next part of Fred's story occurs in a time and place...
- Oh, my, my. Those poor children. - Oh--
I couldn't have said it any better. Freddie, that is what you do.
Thank goodness Blitzen didn't feel that way the first time he learned how to fly.
Oh, isn't that sweet? Lucy wants a cooking set.
You take that extra money, you buy a motorcycle.
That's it, just easy, easy. Damn it.
...Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
Oh, come on, Mom. Don't...
- What is it? - Tomorrow is tomorrow.