Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Come on, this beautiful green angel. Now, put one hand here.
Reminds me of someone … A common thought these days
Here it is. What do you think?
You wanted to see me, sir.
Don't you think? Also, we're gonna dump the Easter bunny.
Last month he bit his father and his dentist.
...because I loved my brother...
I want you to be honest, does she know I'm here?
...who puts the chill in the North Pole. Ow!
Going down this thing here, it's, uh...
- You guys got him! - Come on! Come on!
...I made the decision that, for the love of my brother...
Get that 50 G's in my hands. Call me back. Let's do this.
You know, at last year's after-Christmas party...
What's your story, man?
But no, that's not the way life works, right?
- A baseball bat. - A Hula-Hoop.
Another request for "Here Comes Santa Claus!"
Showing a complete lack of control over your entire workforce.
...the elves have gotta stay sharp right now.
Would you like to come and meet your brother?
- Nick. Nick. - Oh, boy. What?
Let's try and build some real momentum with that, okay?
You know, I can never get over that, Nicholas. I just-- You amaze me.
- None of the kids seemed naughty to me. - Good grief, Fred.
He did it.
I promise to be the best big brother in the whole world, Nicholas.
Oh, uh, watch your head there. Come on in.
- Oh, and, um, Santa? - Yeah.
Yes, but that's not the point. I didn't see him again.
Frederick, don't you look nice.
I couldn't miss you if I tried because you're so fat.
Ho!
- Right. - Smooth sailing, right?
Because you know how sometimes, if my grandma's sick...
I have a surprise planned for you for your birthday, but you ruined it.
Here it is, Fred, Santa's Workshop.
Well, I disagree with you, Willie.
Get my blood pumping. Start to feel it.
Because you thought that that was gonna change everything.
Christmas One, do you copy?
Nick, I think we're gonna make it. I got elves in the Workshop making presents.
Watch this.
...you maybe got a little angry?
it's the fattest baby I've ever seen
Oh, and one more thing, absolutely nobody is to know why I'm here.
There's no naughty kids, Nick.
Merry Christmas, pal.
And my mother always told me, since I was a little kid:
Oh, Fred. Ha, ha.
Yeah.
- ...I will pay the 5000 for your bail, okay? - Uh-huh.
Oh, Fred.
I looked like a total idiot out there.
My little Saint Nicholas.
It all starts with what you make of yourself.
They hate the crap out of the little one next to it.
I understand that. I do.
Go to school, you're comfortable to play sports.
You sure you wouldn't be more comfortable down here on the bottom?
- Shake it off, Rudolph! - You sure you've never done this?
Santa Claus' brother, that must be a tough beat.
Get up, get up, get up!
You wanna come up here?
Hey, hey, uh, DJ Donnie. Say hey to my big brother, Freddie.
With less than three days to go until Christmas...
...his parents prouder.
Streamlining, consolidating, outsourcing...
Yeah, but all that matters is that each of the kids get a toy.
Pretty, isn't it?
Let me just say this to you. It is not flattering on your character...
- ...when you're trying to do your work. - Shh. Just lower your voice. Keep it down.
Yo, Fred. I asked Santa for a puppy this year. I'm gonna name him Macaroni.