Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You told me to brush up on French, you drop hints about the Eiffel Tower...
- Come on! Help us out! - Get him!
...you freeze in time, eternally ageless.
It's impossible. We just can't build that many toys in that time.
And I'm telling you right now...
A C-note and a credit card
I've been working a lot, too, by the way. Uh, and also fighting for my life.
Especially the elves.
- Here we are. - So, Frederick, how have you been?
You wanna know what the good news is about all of this, is tomorrow's my last day.
But what I'm trying to tell you is...
You're blessed to have a kid in your life.
You hate me.
No, I can't. Thank you, but I can't.
And the only thing that breaks that up is you announcing it's the same song.
...with, uh, some Hot Pockets and a milkshake.
...uh, I guess it would be okay if you sent, uh...
So this, uh, may be a little late...
If the kid strikes you as naughty...
Now, I need your help.
I know that. The birthday thing, that I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
...put the stars up where the little guys can't reach them. It's easy.
And why are you standing there judging me with your arms folded?
Yeah, you, uh-- You made the Most-Naughty list in '68.
Wanda, you have never been more attractive to me.
- Especially Clyde Northcutt. - Yes, sir.
This time from Beth in Accounting. Here you go.
Ho, ho, holy cow.
Yeah, it's catching on. Yeah.
I'd be nervous too if I was up to no good. Doth who protests the most.
- Slam, have you ever thought about Santa? - Not really.
...just thinking about all those laws being broken. Don't you guys feel it?
Let me show you how it works, all right? Ahem.
Baseball bats, lose four seconds, 55...
Yeah, um...
No, Fred, I can't.
Love, kindness, it's coming off of you like radiation or something.
I thought you said that your dad was...
Listen, what's the largest growth industry in America?
...down in the Naughty-Nice Department. Ho, ho.
Oh.
- The kids are out there, counting on us. - Oh, boy, I wish I could.
There's a poor orphan named Henry who lives down the road.
He presents himself like, "Look at me, I'm so nice."
Let me see what we got. Oh, I like it. Come on, I like how you do it.
You lose your first tooth, get a buck, put it under the pillow.
Oh, but when he turned into Superman...
I don't know what this is about...
The sequel, know what it's called? Ding-dong, Who's There? Why, it's Fred.
- Nick, come here. - Okay, okay.
Stephen, I think I know where you're coming from...
You know, I was flipping through the channels on the TV...
I don't know what it is you're into, but something's real kind of creepy about you...
...$5000 to the police station in Michigan Avenue in my name.
Half the time, I feel like I don't even exist.
You're fighting Rambo and you're fighting Rocky...
...and putting on videos and dancing, it's exhausting.
We'll come back to this neighborhood later.
Three...
You guys have never missed a Christmas before.
Okay.
Um...
- I got my eye on you, Bob. - Yeah? Anytime, big fella.
I don't care. I'm Slam.
...to make up for the hurt I have inside of me.
And he's gonna contact you and make you feel the hurt that I feel from your handlers.
It just doesn't make any sense anymore.
Glasses off.
They all love that big tree, right? They're all proud of that one.
I have put you with Willie.
Smurfy. Very Smurfy.
Ever since he was a little boy.
- That's so unfair. - Shutting us down?
...and rides around the town with reindeer.
Oh! Aah!
You can't do that. You can't.
...if you do not agree, then I am sorry, but I cannot pay your bail.
You have to understand, I've already submitted my report. It's final.
- Everybody loves Christmas! - Ow!
- Yes, well, if it were only that simple. - Ha, ha. It's not?
I can't do that, Nick. I think you know that. Uh...
You know? I'm starting a new business.