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Yeah, it is possible.
Ho, ho.
Airmail it! Airmail it to me right now! Let's get jacked up!
Roger that, North Pole.
You're looking at a man who can fly around the world...
- I like Kool-Aid. - Don't drink this Kool-Aid.
...because it means you gotta get close.
Now, I know that you can do this.
That they all have something that they can open when they wake up in the morning.
It is, but, Fred, that's not what the other kids asked for. It is, but, Fred, that's not what the other kids asked for.
Great. Now, if I was a girl, I'd get goose bumps with what you just brought.
Next page.
Hi. Hi, boy.
Hey, Jerry Garcia, I'm having a talk with someone who I-- You're the worst.
Happy birthday.
22nd and that's it. That's the best I can do. And that's it.
Oh, that's, uh, Fred. That's my older brother.
You really never see the ramifications of anything, do you?
...maybe to him, his brother is Santa Claus.
The rule applies to the family of the saint and the spouses, as well.
Okay.
Fred, I can't even tell a joke.
Fred, he's an elf that plays records.
I try and have a conversation with you about our moving in together...
...because I used to be really, really angry with my brother.
...you're the only person I know who can take a wonderful season like Christmas...
You know what? You can shove it, Thunder Thighs.
...that little tree is never gonna get any light. Any light.
The French thing was to get you off the scent.
Nick, there's been one thing that's been eating at me since I've been here.
They're all good kids.
Hopefully, I'll talk to you soon. Bye.
...revealing.
That's not Alec.
- ...in a single night. - Ah, man.
Here's your wallet back.
Fred, it's Christmas Eve.
- Now, see those blue files? - Uh-huh.
How about I make it up to you? Let me take you to dinner.
- Mind your own business, please. - The Salvation Army is my business.
Considering that you didn't have the time to come to our anniversary party.
Uh, Willie, now look. You love to laugh. You're a lot of fun to be around.
No, no, you don't understand. I can't do it. There's a rule.
And the answer to that is no. I want him to know how it feels not to be respected...
You can tell me, Fred, it's okay. Because you're my friend.
Once built, the toys make their way to Packaging.
And it was your responsibility, of course, to keep track of them.
My brother's a doctor. I never hear the end of it.
Hey, guys, what's up?
So every day when the market closes and the day traders hit the streets...
Don't try and pretend you knew it was my birthday...
...all I want for Christmas is an orange bicycle...
So I'm expecting Santa in 26 seconds.
- Did you always wear glasses, Clyde? - If you think this is gonna change anything--
A Superman cape.
- I don't see-- What's happening? - Nothing's happening.
Yeah.
Hey, Fred, I've already made your sleeping arrangements for you.
That's impossible. The man can hardly carry his own weight.
We know you don't have an option traveling to the North Pole...
I studied for three weeks.
Oh, hey. You remember Annette. Say hey to Annette. Annette.
Sweetie, you cannot keep eating your stress away.
It sounds angry.
Let's get something straight.
It was like identity theft.
Look, I can tell you what your problem is.
...someone in we think can help you.
Is that someone special?
My Saint Nicholas.
He began to resent his brother, his parents...
And then you make excuses...
Is this for me?
Wanda.
Chart 345-11B shows that today...
- The ship's getting steered safely, my man. - All right, buddy.
You have no idea what your son is going through.
It's gambling, right?
Strike three.
Fred!
- Oh. - Oh.
Watch your step there. Well, here it is.
Oh, sorry. Least you didn't throw up.
They have never behaved like that before. I assure you.
I'm fine, by the way. I don't-- I'm fine.
Oh, boy, that was a very, very naughty year.
All we're gonna do is a little bit of a baby sway.
Merry Christmas!