Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...this entire operation will be shut down permanently.

Hey there, give me a hug. You gorgeous leopard. Meow.

So all you gotta do is have fun, let me know I can have fun...

...shutting you down.

Yeah, well, it's definitely not the favorite part of my job.

The smoothest sailing.

Don't tell that to this guy. I had to go on a yoga retreat.

When we first met, I said, "Have you got a brother or a sister?"

- Thanks. - Thank you.

Chirp-Chirp never returned.

It's all puny and misshapen because it's just bending and twisting...

Now, I'm going to explain this to you in very simple terms, okay?

Oh, no. I totally spaced out. Look, I got a quarter right here.

Good night, Fred.

- You cause problems. - Sweetie--

Merry Christmas, Fred.

Night, Frosty. See you tomorrow.

She doesn't remember my name?

Let's go, Willie.

My 2028 vibe (Baldi's Basics Plus V1.0 releases in 1 month)

Maybe that's a place where I could jump in, share what's going on with me.

In the 1800s, for example, children rarely asked for more than one item...

Isn't That Wonderful

I'm sick of it. This little tree's gonna get some light.

I'm gonna need you to turn the power back on, Superman.

...it'll be the lightning quick dude with the big yellow things in his hands. Dig it?

The little tree that refuses to grow right.

That's all that counts. That's what counts.

Good luck finding your way in the dark without a candle, Freddie.

We need to be done delivering by 5:38 a.m. North Pole time.

- Good night, Charlene. - Good night, uh...

Well, I hope you're happy with yourself, Fred.

Okay. We're on it.

If you're waiting for me to sing "The Sun Will Come Out Tomorrow" on the way...

It won't happen again. They won't do it again.

Wait, Stephen...

No. No, actually, I don't.

I'm not going in there, Nick, because I don't visit with Mom...

All right, come here a second.

It's important to Santa that every child feels taken care of.

...because I don't know where I'll be.

No one's slept in that bunk for 100 years.

Take a tour, there, Mr. Northcutt. Ho, ho, ho, ho.

I'm gonna finish my job, I'll be out of your lives forever.

That's not Alec.

...and last page, Fred does not go to dinner. The End.

They get jumpy. They gotta make sure nothing happens to me.

And you know what?

Go ahead. Would you like to take a turn now?

That's it. Okay. That's one way to look at it. Keep moving it, baby.

Hey, sweetheart, I know you're home!

Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas! Everybody loves--

You can't count on anyone, Slam.

Wanda, are you there?

...and ever since you got here...

- Orange bicycle for Molly Gordon. - Put her through.

Once they're sorted, the letters come straight to the Toy Factory.

What's happening? Ow! Aah! Stop it!

Nicholas, where are you going?

Ah, that last stint in jail has sharpened that rapier wit of yours.

You're gonna deliver the presents. Willie can deliver the presents.

Oh, I forgot my gloves.

Fred, I have a bad feeling about this.

- No, listen to me-- - I am through with this relationship.

I think we're gonna make it!

Nice hat, Santa.

And eventually, he stopped thinking and he flew.

Merry Christmas, Santa.

Mr. Claus, I'm a 45-year-old man, I'm not--

I get it. We're two brothers talking now, I know where you're coming from.

Here you go, Nicholas. I made this for you.

If, however, you do get three strikes...

I would've happily sent the sleigh.

North Pole, this is Christmas One.

And he is one strike away from shutting me down.

But as I told you before, this is a story about Fred.

- I said no. - Donnie, change the song.

I just can't stay mad at you.

...my brother's been getting a little bit nervous.

- That's not Alec! - That's not Alec.

Santa got it for me for Christmas last year.

Look, this is probably none of my business...

That must make you feel bad, having people argue with you.

Fred, Fred, Fred!

It was wrong of me not to give you that gift, Clyde.

- Do you know what you're doing? - Uh...

- You put the feet off the thing. - Oh. My bad.

Roger's been waiting, and we didn't get to him last time, so we'll go to Roger.

...so, uh, we'd better get a move on here.

- Okay. - Roger?

North Pole, this is Christmas One, go ahead.

And the way your whole family treats you.

What the hell was that?

Let her know that you're ready for fun, and you are not gonna apologize for it.

- ...I'm gonna kill him with kindness. - No, no, no, you don't have to.

Fred, will you go home right this minute.

Have a slice of challah.

That would be strike two.

Hey, Donnie. DJ Donnie.

Frederick, it's a saintly thing he does.

I didn't take any of the files out of the room. I never got to the S's.

That's a phenomenal occurrence. And I get jacked out of my mind...

Hello, I hope I'm not intruding...