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No, there's not even a hint of gray left. It's gone totally white. Mm.
- And, uh-- - Is this a joke to you?
BRACES OFF!
Yes, I did.
And it begins right here.
Who are you gonna have to thank? Not the guy in the red suit.
I know, Willie, I know.
...I was starting to wonder who Frank Stallone was, you know?
I'm sorry. I don't know where that came from.
And today is today, and we shouldn't be wasting it arguing with each other.
- How could you possibly remember that? - You asked me for a Superman cape.
...you are proving to be one very hard worker.
...or being a passenger, let alone trying to fly the sleigh.
- Right. - Smooth sailing, right?
...things were nice and calm and you just dropped by for dinner.
My brother's Santa Claus.
Who's the queen of the jungle? You are.
- No! No! - Change the song!
What are you, nuts? I feel like Patty Hearst. I was just abducted, Nick.
- Hmm. - Sorry, didn't catch your name.
Oh!
...and I was always gonna be there for my brother. And I have been.
I don't think it's gonna make much of a difference, Willie.
Excuse me, Mr. Santa Claus. It's been very pleasant to come to the North Pole...
- It's a little different. - Um...
- Yeah. - Good night, Fred.
- Okay. - Thattaboy.
Our Naughty-Nice Department.
Well, here we are.
"A long, long time ago, in a land far away."
No, Freddie, apart from that, all right. What is the significance of tomorrow?
Get lost, guy.
It's white, though. Prematurely white.
I don't have to take your abuse!
Fred, I need you.
Try for me, baby.
Maybe Lucy's right. Of all the Charlie Browns...
And I would never ask you to do that, Fred.
Well, nice to meet you, Fred. My name is Willie. I'm Santa's head elf.
You wanna talk like an elf, you have to act like an elf.
And I made the decision, even though I could have brought the house down...
How's he gonna...?
And it's not gonna be cheap. I got a lawyer that's got vowels in his last name, Nick.
No, no, no. You're gonna stay at your station.
All right? But if the kid strikes you as nice...
Do you remember what you wrote on the card, Frederick?
How'd you get to work today? You roll?
Show me your papers, clown.
You can do it. It's Christmas, come on.
Okay? Now, I have a decision to make in that moment.
I can't move.
Therapy is for people who want to be in each other's lives. We don't have that problem.
We copy. We hear you loud and clear.
North Pole?
Ha.
And you said, "No, Wanda, I don't."
- Oh. - It's the saint...
That was very nice, Frederick.
We're with Child Services, sir. We're here to remove this minor from an unfit home.
- We're going up! - Whoa!
Hmm.
Then stop dating. Put down the phone.
- Break it up! You'll get in trouble! - Get off me! Get off!
Hi.
I'm not gonna lie to you. It ain't gonna tickle.
Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas! Everybody loves Christmas!
Can you pull over, please?
Now you're just being silly.
Great. Okay.
Okay, we've got 10 hours, Fred.
It is all right.
You didn't have to get all gussied up on my account.
What you think, Fred? Think Santa'll find me?
Are you Fred?
That's it. I've had enough.
That's just icing on the cake. I have a deal going on.
The other great thing about dancing is it's the perfect bridge to a kiss.
- Are you sure? - Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
Come on. Don't be like that. Fred.
Phyllis, I wish you wouldn't do that, because Nicholas needs to lose weight.
Nothing.
I'm not capable. I'm not even comfortable flying...
Please, Leon, it's gotta be the spot.
Clyde Northcutt is not from Human Resources, Fred.
I'm Santa's Little Helper.
He's perfect in every way.
But if you want the rest of this, then you're just gonna have to come up here.
I love her. I love her.
Maybe you meet a guy at school. Then you'll get pregnant with child.
Freddie, do you know what tomorrow is?
Love it poppy
...trying so desperately to get some sunlight.
Okay. Nice to meet you.
There's a lot of things-- There's a lot of, urn, juice in the tank over it.