Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But I'm not gonna cry about it. Hey!

I don't know what to say.

Whatever's more than centuries.

Cool! I just wanted to air that out.

Ugh! The girl with the bangs?

We've been doing that all afternoon.

Except for my boobs.

You have no girls!

That's my 14-year-old daughter.

'cause you're a psycho.

Wish I'd closed

I don't see how that...

Two dudes on a beach with a lifeless blob

How come you've broken it so many times?

I was raised as a boy.

(sucks air through teeth) hey, buddy, listen,

I can't do this, okay?

The best man is on it.

They were in the, uh, seat back pockets on my flight

This might sound a little nutty, but

Tim gunn's here and I'm not?

Ooh. Sorry I didn't track her down.

She's actually kind of a bitch.

I'm mad at myself. I should have met robin

And held barney's hand,

Your giant husband doll like malibu ken,

I can't be your only girlfriend. Well, I...

I had just gotten on all fours and taken off my panti...

Please don't launch into a fake history lesson.

Meet marshpillow 2.0!

(sighs) whenever I try to talk to women,