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Signs for our senior prom.
All cooped up.
But my maid of honor forgot
She couldn't find it, she got upset,
No one wishes they would go away more than I do,
Instead of dressing up
And there you were
What is wrong with you?!
I wrote hundreds of cards.
So, I guess that means
Okay, well...
Pocahontas was with john smith. Maybe
The wedding doves got here early,
All parts of me down.
Joking about me banging your mom.
It's after 5:00. Put on some heels.
Self-lap.
It's you. Nice bangs.
Of course I trust you.
In my bropinion... A violation.
(quietly): Billy zabka's your new best man?
I did not break the bro code.
Wait for it.
Therefore,
(clears throat) best man visor for the dealer.
You are bluffing, robot man.
I don't know--
You broke the bro code.
(laughs)
It's just
It's ridiculous that you won't admit
And actually take a dump on the ice next time?!
But with marshall stuck driving across the country,
Though I was approached
(scoffs) I mean it, I swear!
I'm pissed off because
Ugh! Comfortable shoes?
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