Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

with your heads buried in your phones.

"Wow. Everything's super-normal right now."

and charity events and work functions

Oh, it's because I'm in communist China!"

Klaus, I don't care about that.

Driving is already dangerous enough without texting.

you normally use to walk and talk

Only two types of people wear speedos to the public pool --

And...at church and the movies and funerals and weddings --

Destroy mainframe!

in the swimming pool.

Wait -- Mr. S., were you texting and driving?

All right! I'm cured!

Ah. You found our push-to-talk phone.

Thanks for trying to help me, Roger.

What's with the sarcastic slow clap?

I can get behind that.

♪ I got a feelin' that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪

Wish me luck, everybody.

of the seizure medication.

to make the float inside my mouth.

And what happens when she finds out you've been texting?

Sydney, you don't work here anymore.

Me neither. I'm staying right here, day and night.

Looks like life just hit someone in the gonads.

they're gonna take your pool away from you?

Not gonna happen, because I am done with all that.