Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Why is this happening to me?

One day, you're gonna look up and say,

I'm watching you like a hawk.

"Seizure," my ass.

Hold on a minute, Stan.

and just write it all down when we get home.

Mainframe? Dad, Jeff's awake!

- And this isn't a calculator, okay? - I'm texting.

She's eating out of the swampy palm of my hand.

I'm putting my foot down --

I'm a customer now, Tom.

So, when the episode happened,

There's always a method to my madness, Steve.

2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 359 = 5744

- I have a pool. - We got a pool, baby.

Looks like I'm in the clear.

Wow. Empty already.

I was the one who was texting and driving, not Jeff.

I remember I had just said to myself,

I did the German side in purple

So, listen, if Jeff comes out of that coma,

Let me juuuust...send.

You're holding up one finger, and it's the middle one.

Wait. Let's leave it for a while.

Sounds like you got the "yips." The what?

That's one of my go-tos!