Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

By the way, I didn't really understand your text.

and I hear the guy in line behind me do the whole "ugggh."

We got a major burn at register 8.

and I say, "Sir, if you're that pressed for time,

My penis feels weird in this, Roger --

I guess that could be helpful

or are kids just getting dumber?

Damn medication.

can make fun of you all they want,

And no texting at the dinner table.

Ignore me. I'm just a divorced dad with weekend visitation.

Shouldn't you help him?! You're right there!

I-I remember all of them, I swear.

Save me, texting!

I don't know why I said I'd drive.

What if Jeff comes out of that coma?

It's a cautionary tale.

I just do the dive. I don't mess with the water.

♪ anyone will tell you ♪

He's okay! The pervert is okay!

♪ Are you gonna T.X.T. me back tonight? ♪

Klaus, I don't care about that.

Hallucinations.

I'm gonna bring in our seizure expert to run some tests,