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Okay, fine. I was. But you can't tell Hayley.
that you were the one texting and driving.
Let me juuuust...
- To a house with a pool. - Oh my God.
And you think that if you flunk some Biology test at school,
man!
Do it! Do it! What's your problem?!
Her organs are being held inside her body by the car.
but at the end of the day,
Oh, God! What have I done?!
he's gonna tell everybody
Which one are you?
They bought the whole thing.
Hmm. I can do better.
You were probably texting someone
Wait -- h-how is swimming
What about the mainframe?
Noooooooooo!
Wait -- did you learn nothing from that whole experience?
can increase the risk of seizures.
That went through?
So... you're a hypocrite?
Actually, emoticons are a great way to get those subtleties.
chalky genitals, hallucinations, underbite,
If you can perform the same dive you did for me
The main-what-now?
I don't know. I use texting all the time.