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[Myc] Don't worry. I'm picking up what your feeble brain is laying down.
[Glenn groans]
[mushroom hive gasp]
What is happening?
[Stem-mantha] You all just see me as an object!
It's strange that you can read minds, but you've never read a single room.
I have a problem!
Old Myc is back, bitches!
A NETFLIX SERIES
[Myc] Uh… [chuckles] Well, I--
[Myc] Cheers.
-[Myc] Hey, Loud One! Come here. -[Reagan growls]
[Rand] I don't know. Psychological warfare?
Twenty minutes. I used a cocktail of NyQuil and cat Prozac.
drawn to each other like magnets.
[laughs] I've got hives from being here!
[Stem-mantha] Wait, were you the one who came over and did puzzles with my parents
but then an early ape devoured one
Wait, what?
[both laugh]
Jesus, I guess the hive is gone forever.
You're normally naked.
[Myc] How's my breath? I need to be in peak form in case I run into…
Don't act like you don't know.
You don't actually suck. You're an acquired taste.
[all groan]
. .
to a crazy, religious, totalitarian, like Kanye.
Well, suck my stem, assholes!
[Myc] Said your ex-wife to Brett's dick.
I was erased!
Damn, and they call me paranoid!
even liberals!
I haven't seen him since he ran out of graduation
-[mushroom hive gasps] -[Myc] She's kidding, folks.
Life is so much better when you open up to new things.
Everyone hates that you're in charge, but you're still being paranoid.
and my lie detector.
Deal!
Yeah, what about me, Myc? Ruin me!
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