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[Myc] After work, you have a few too many Mich Ultras,
about getting a sniper team to cover the sniper team. Hm.
-[mushroom] Go long! -[Myc grunts]
and you just did it in ten seconds.
and I can't figure out which remote fixes that.
[Myc] My insults are my art!
[Myc] Who wants some fucking dirt to eat?
[Myc] Do me a favor. My cluster is kinda human.
No, we don't.
Okay, Myc, we'll pretend to be your cluster
Hell yeah. I have to spend years brainwashing people
…Jar Jar Binks.
She's got a bit of a "glug glug" problem if you know what I mean.
[Myc] I know I'm weird,
[Myc] Probably the same way your father feels about you.
They're used to taking all my big loads.
[ominous music plays]
Okay, okay! I've been stealing lamps from the office.
We don't exist in peace and harmony.
We are so in sync, it's crazy.
[gasping]
Except you, DupliKate, you've been crushing it lately.
You're a bunch of stuck-up dicks who peaked in hive school,
What are you so happy about?
No one will believe this!
Didn't you read Green Eggs and Ham?
Uh, Lisa Kudrow? Absolutely would.
but I'm a single, middle-aged loser
Finish him, Brett!
Now who's a paranoid lunatic?
Shut up, Myc.
Don't forget the amendment about moving the Capitol to Cleveland.
Sniper sniper snipers?
[Myc strains]
[all gasp]
[hive voice] But, Myc, you can have eternal companionship in the hive.
[teacher] His strong psychic powers made him extra sensitive.
[hive voice] Myc's attached us to your minds.
Too bad Glenn and Andre couldn't make it.
Dude, that's crazy open-minded.