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Here, shitty shitty kitty.
Also, he's Facebook friends with Judd Apatow.
You can't medicate boring!
-Bleugh. -I think we have a spy.
[mushroom 2] I don't know. Did Jackson Pollock ever paint with vomit?
[all] Harem.
Probably because the margarita I gave you was spiked with magic mushrooms!
Not as confused as the audience at your poetry night.
It’s time we had a discourse about neurotypical ableism
-[laughter] -[mushroom] New class clown right here!
Hm. All right.
Have to admit, if not for your revenge shits,
[Myc] You think if you insult me it will bring out the old Myc.
Whoa!
Myc, we need the old you back.
W-What has gotten into you, Myc?
-No, it can't be! -[cans rattle]
Addiction is a disease.
I once caught Myc in the break room,
-[mushroom 1] Merged with humans? -[mushroom 2] Is that Myc Cellium?
Exactly. We're not in Myc's tastefully-decorated town house.
You're fired for eavesdropping.
[Myc] Put this somewhere safe for me. This one's a little clumsy.
And Gigi!
One sec, Myc. I don't want to do this any more than you do,
And he invented electricity.
And unlike you, they don't think I need to change.
Thank you. That is my time.
[sighs] Glenn, I think you have clinical repression.
[Myc] Goku goes Super Saiyan
[J.R. in falsetto] Yes, keep your secrets, J.R.
[Myc] Stop it, stop it! Oh, God!
The mushroom hive is a species of psychic fungoides
There's no way Myc's bookshelf would have the complete works of bell hooks.
[Myc] Me too. Ever since you helped me break from the hive,
Give me one reason why I shouldn't fire you.
[Myc] Hey, girl, another cosmo?
And you're a respected leftist podcast host?
Nope. We're his cluster.