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Fuck you. And fuck you.
Look at this guy. I didn't get laid until I was 23.
And you think I'm ugly, Glenn?
[Myc] It's all part of the act. Love ya. Appreciate ya.
[Myc] She means non-stop erotic.
No, Glenn. Almost dying with you in a mushroom hole made me realize
I'm calling this a win-win.
[Rand] Son of a bitch.
He works for us at the shadow government where we only tolerate him
because we need his psychic goo.
Well, keep that dope away from me.
At least have a drink with me.
J.R., what the hell are you doing here?
It's time we had a discourse about neurotypical ableism!
[Myc] Get used to it, baby! It's called journalism!
[Myc gasps] Me?
We go to your reunion with you and pose as your cluster!
[football mushroom] Myc Cellium?
That's right. I, Myc, the guy you all said has no friends,
Now I can get down with some Cracker Barrel.
After I escaped Bohemian Grove,
Those stuck-up, under-crust douchebags live in perfect harmony
[David Attenborough] The mushrooms were forced underground, resentful,
[PA system] Security breach.
We are your loyal cluster.
Brett, what are you doing?
Sorry, that came out wrong.
Average!
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