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[teacher] Young Myc had a hard time fitting in.

You'd be crazy not to be paranoid in a place like this.

You can't fire Mothman!

I don't even think he's from Mars.

Roach caviar, rat tartar, boiled Gucci loafer soup?

You've never tried mushrooms?

[Myc] I'm sure wherever they are, they're safe.

and the mushroom's psychoactive properties unlocked its higher consciousness.

Do you only care about the environment if it's super convenient?

I'm only here because you've been shitting on my desk.

Right, my little sex monkeys? [chuckles]

I've only been shitting on your desk

Wait, what was that last part?

Do you want to touch feet to feet?

But I can't let those shitheads in my hive see me like this.

so I could go have sex?

Overthrowing the Earth!

But seriously, I love having Myc around as our wacky alien sidekick.

We should be writing all of this down.

The raging asshole that I know is in there somewhere,

[mushroom hive] As you wish!

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But then who will snipe the sniper snipers?

you'd rip out all their surveillance devices at Cognito.

You drugged me?

[in unison] My God. Everyone's college roommate was right!

And now I have to raise his tropical fish.

Your face looks like a neural network combined a hundred images of testicles.

For real though, me and Myc had some good times.

Look at him! He can't make Mind Eraser Juice like this.

We are not his cluster! We're not even his friends.

Gear up. It's a six-mile spelunk down to Myc's hive.

[suspenseful music plays]

How about unpaid intern and I get to call you "Spanky"?

-What did I say about insults? -[Myc] Jesus! It's not an insult.

The Robes have bugs disguised as actual bugs.

[Myc] Oh, great. Dr. Literal Dolittle has it covered.

It's some kind of freaky mushroom mind marriage.