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[Rand] All right, got my rearview mirror,
ambiguously ethnic lifestyle.
[gasps] How? I was facing the door the whole time!
Time for Operation Sane!
and now they fucking suck!
[Myc] I was thinking I can make you all a little thank-you dinner
And just when I got my adult acne under control!
Oh God! [sobs]
[Myc] Don't say it!
And George Washington was actually just a bunch of gerbils under a waistcoat.
Better than having Freddy Got Fingered in the Criterion Collection.
Will you can the insults, Myc?
Everyone is out to get you.
Fuck you, fuckface!
[Myc, monotonously] I'm sorry, Reagan.
before you screw up this mission for us.
Anybody else notice everything started glowing a little bit?
and I hate the way you smell, look, and generally exist!
[Myc] Sorta mucus, sorta jizz.
We're happy to have you back.
I only take caffeine, alcohol, nicotine,
to make the sporing process more painless.
What's going on? Why isn't he verbally abusing me?
As for you, Reagan!
[laughter]
Ooh, my gut. I've been infiltrated!
What kind of crazy jagoff would I have to be to not do that?
-Oh, I'm not kidding! -[mushroom hive gasps]
Suck it, Roman Mars! [laughs]
Jesus Christ.
Myc has a climbing wall in his kitchen!
[chuckles] Thank you, Reagan!
[Carrie] It all worked out in the end, but I couldn't help wondering