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Myc, quick! Spurt on that guy!
It's time for you to get a load of me!
I'm one with all living creatures,
Will you accept my heartfelt apology?
[suspenseful music plays]
Mainly because all my orifices are interchangeable.
The last time I saw a white guy that generic, he was on a Don't Walk sign.
We're still in the mushroom hive!
We'll see who's paranoid now.
Wait, shut the hell up.
and give a grand welcome home to Myc Cellium.
[Brett squeals]
Hey, you're being a real fucking Frieza right now.
let's all take a moment to reminisce
A hidden surveillance device.
Wait, did you hear something?
and then we will achieve our destiny.
It's a psychic union, where everyone thinks the same and acts the same,
I'm from a million-year-old mushroom hive cluster
Brandy not made of my own urine? How can I say no?
We're in Oregon right now.
[Myc] I'm confused.
rattling cans, so no one can sneak up on me,
All I wanted was for Myc to be nice.
Who cares? More cosmos for Gigi, and less glowsticks and fish odor.
like fucking Marvel fans.
playing second fiddle to a bunch of Men in Black rejects.