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You told me you left because everybody was jealous of your "huge dong."
[Myc] Social validation! Fuck yeah!
[Myc] Because I don't hate my team.
No one gives a shit about your lamp addiction, Mothman.
This is so nice.
[Myc] Hello. Welcome to Fresh Dirt.
You know, he's basically our group's--
Normally, I'd pour this into a plant to see if it dies,
We can watch old episodes of Sex and the City,
In hive culture, you are nothing without a cluster.
We're at war with underground mushrooms!
[humans gasp]
[Reagan chuckles]
-[Myc laughs] -[mushroom hive] Ooh, wow.
I know you and I haven't always gotten along,
Welcome to the new you, baby!
I knew the Robes would have eyes everywhere,
They're out to get me, Reagan! Someone hates that I'm in charge.
-Hey! -Who cares? Ten of them were slaveholders.
You know what? Hold your own goddamn award.
[Myc] I… I…
and dreaming of one day rising up to overthrow humanity.
[Myc] I thought failing was kind of more your thing.
We had to disappear that security guard!
There's visual information down here
Hey, we had a deal.
[Myc] I'll still be single.
[laughter]
-[Myc] What are you doing? -We help you and this is how you repay us?
[Myc] Oh, man. This is heavy.
Oh, Stem-mantha, look at us,
Oh, Gigi's proud of you, honey.
[sniffs]
[Attenborough] I'm David Attenborough, and you are tripping balls.
Good thing I have my human cluster here to carry it home.
Oh, you think that's funny, huh?
And fuck all of you fuckers!
-Hi there. -Pleasure to be here.