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[Myc] This show is so smart. I'm such a Samantha, don't you think?
Crawl me to stage!
if you promise to never insult us again.
Your shit attitude blew our mission!
And if they can't see you--
I call it "jucus."
because you people took everything from me!
Someone took a shit on my desk!
[Myc] I agree.
[mushroom hive] Merged our consciousness.
I made my way to my mansion in Georgetown, but the Robes had it torn down!
-Which one of you did it? -Did what?
[teacher] Well, I care about you, Myc.
who live in the center of Earth.
Quick! I need to puke this out!
[Myc] Thanks, Chief.
but if you got drunk with power,
You're all fired!
[Myc sighs] 5,000 years and I still don't have a thing to wear.
[Myc] You think I'm a loser and you're picturing your wife naked right now.
[Carrie Bradshaw] Meanwhile, uptown, I was having sex in the city.
How Kuro and leo met
Aliens? A woman in charge of a team?
[Myc] Not now!
I'm still being nice. I like dirt.
[Myc] Just one of our freaky sex games. They love to please Daddy. [chuckles]
When does the roast start?
The hive is gonna take over Earth by implanting mushrooms in our brains
Prepare to be roasted!
Give me one good reason why I shouldn't fire you.
Like when I blocked your phone number and went home and took my shoes off.
jacking off to the photo on a box of frozen mushroom calzones.
He got accepted by the hive and we got a nicer Myc.
No, we don't! [grunts]
Get ready to drop napalm on your preconceived notions! [laughs]
[Myc] I was reading the nutritional facts!
My hometown thinks I created Grey's Anatomy.
Myc, you don't have a shred of moral character
Mushrooms helped me break free.
Myc, instead of the hive taking over your personality,
[Myc] We're almost to my hive school. Remember the story.
Now the mission is fucked!
I'm having a vision too. And it's in British!
[laughter]
[Myc] All lies! My dong is average.