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‐ Guys, what are we doing with our lives?
All the kids have been asking about you doing a live set.
You did?
‐ But you're not.
[all grunting]
‐ Blegh.
‐ Oh, yes. I never get pizza at home.
‐ That shirt looks nice on you, honey.
‐ Gotta get ready for my first kiss.
She's got 12 million likes,
Now imagine the water's been running for 90 minutes.
‐ Cody's waiting for you at the make out closet.
to the woman who loves you more than anything in the world
senior VP of digital youth marketing
‐ What's so funny? "Jay Leno's Garage"?
‐ All right, now push your face into that bread nice and slow.
‐ My entire life, I've never had one.
It was exhausting being as popular as we were.
‐ I'm fired up. ‐ Hell yeah!
Remember how popular we were in high school?
Tell your mother to keep an eye on things.
‐ I don't have all day.
‐ Guess your party fun is all dried up.
We never had a night with nothing to do.
‐ Did you learn nothing from the seminar?
‐ Claire, no, if your throat closes,
‐ Let's get famous by making a viral video.
‐ If a little Stroke‐a and Dentos did that,
[people screaming]
But first, you need to make a video
Ugh, I think a piece of the devil got in me.
and is playing the villain in the next Spider‐Man movie.
‐ Blu‐ray director's cut of "The Secret Life of Pets."
unlike the moon landing.
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