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‐ I don't have time to sit in the shower, okay?
Validation must come from within.
[harp strums]
‐ Damn right, it's a retro party.
We find an otter and gradually earn its trust
‐ Come on, take a sit.
‐ Yeah, they're probably all
‐ Hey, let's use that old hot water heater
for Stroke‐a‐Cola Energy Drink,
that gave all those test mice super diabetes.
‐ I now think it's cool. ‐ I now think the same.
[pop music]
to be the new face of our fine product.
Be home by 9:00,
‐ [chewing loudly]
[video game beeping]
‐ Jack, our daughter is an unpop.
so he's throwing a rager.
‐ They've got a finished basement.
‐ Unless there was a more awesome party venue.
‐ Hey, where does Dad keep his extra toilet?
‐ But we always tell her popularity doesn't matter.
‐ You guys believed I could be popular
Charging that in the outlet.
ends gun violence, and frees the nip.
‐ Duncan! ‐ Duncan!
It's your boy Yangzi streaming to you live
I mean, hell yeah!
‐ No, my dad's a mall cop, and he told me about it,
I'm Daryl Chrisakowsi,
to shut this party down.
What do you think, honey?
‐ He is surprisingly excited about that.