Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The judge gave me 100 years,

It just makes for wonderful sales of newspapers, I'm sure...

-[Joe] Maldonado. -Hi, I'm Travis Maldonado.

If he hits the giant size, then he's gonna be 900-plus pounds,

and what we were allowed to do,

Take that home.

I said, "Well, do you enjoy...

Doc said men are pigs and women are sheep.

Definitely what we were allowed to eat as vegetarians,

She makes everybody else do her dirty work.

I mean, she's a master marketer, I'll give her that.

Everything's super... secure.

[Carole] We've got over two million fans on Facebook,

and I am tall, tan, and beautiful.

You know what I mean, he's-- Anyway.

About an hour ago, we had an incident

The third animal was a guy killed by the lions,

But not with a fat guy in a van. It was a Corvette. I did it by myself.

A guy who worked for me shot him,

but even by modern standards, this is an unusual wedding.

We believe that she fed him to the tigers.

with the most god-awful big hands you've ever seen in your life.

It's the all-knowing, all-seeing kind of guy.

They got me on tape.

[man] Oh, shit, what is this? Hey!

There were four mobile homes inside the zoo.

And they're using those animals as the way of forcing these people

We try to make everything stupid-proof 'cause people will do stupid things.

which I don't remember agreeing to.

the way he had them women trained.

For his own damn, you know...

Oh, now you're gonna--

Then I went to a pet shop selling a cougar. I bought a cougar.

Promise you. Been here 35 years. Heard it all forever.

And every two weeks it's going up by thousands of dollars.

stick bags of cocaine inside of them, stitch them back up.

[Antle chuckles]

You definitely don't work regular hours.

[slow-tempo country song plays]

but also, they were pushing me to get implants...

of people that are breeding cubs and selling cubs.

and think they're going to the world's greatest big cat sanctuary.

I fell 50 feet, landed on my feet...

It is literally a wire jungle in a mess of trees.

So I really appreciate the fact that none of these people like me.

Come out! And don't go for my leg.

-[man] And that's blue? -That's a navy blue.

Tiger attack, blah, blah, blah.

magical place where incredible things happen

and he was-- He would do anything I asked him to.

[Joe] The arm is completely gone.

[Finlay] The day Travis came to the park...

a regular baby tiger...

When Joe rented that helicopter,

I'm never gonna financially recover from this.