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[video game chimes]
you're not gonna surprise me, I promise.
you got some ash on the table.
Ah, here it comes.
There you go.
That's stupid.
I mean, like, she's cheating on you, he's cheating on her.
It's not that bad.
I think I'm meant to be alone.
I think I'm a shadow now, too.
-Okay. -I think you've already tried that.
♪ 'Cause I am afraid of the light ♪
[Alan grunts]
Yeah, you and every other dude between the ages of 18 and 35.
[Nadia] Mea culpa, this shit is fucking harder than I remember.
Why-- Why am I the only one who's being interrogated?
I gotta tell you, man. I never stick my neck out for anybody,
You starting a cleaning supply company?
Ipso facto, it's like we all fucked Beatrice.
Why?
That cannery thing though, it's pretty good. I put in my novel.
[knock on door]
Don't get me started on the mirrors.
I prefer casual acquaintances over closer relations
Yeah.
It's too heavy.
Like, if you think about it, you can't do it anymore.
-Fuck yes, I do. -[Alan] Uh-huh.
[knocking continues]
You're involved in this shit too, so it's whatever.
All right, what did you do first?
Fuck you for being a fuck face. Get the fuck out.
Honestly, all I remember is suddenly being in my bathroom